Jack Monroe #27 Jack's career move after cooking with cans? Who’d have thought it would be OnlyFans?

[Hunty]

She's really struggling to interact, does nothing but nod and laugh then go back to the question written on her card

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It could just be the screen shots but is it just me or does her face look super puffy and a bit odd? Especially that last one?

 

[Silver Linings]

Once they had to stop the comments after the Alexis hoo haa it was never going to work. I imagine the idea was for her (and a guest) to go through them and suggest stuff, like her aborted hashtag. This is just so random and deathly dull.

 

[jeaner]

Oh JESUS, Budget Clemmie is on with her now. This is awful

 

[hydeist]

Was that a fridgebrag I heard?

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Me and a 10 year old. Yep. Louisa is gone.

 

[Flumps]

I didn’t know budget clemmie sounded so boarding school...

Oh gosh, is that boarding school sounding? I was just trying to decide which one I sounded more like. I'm like a combination of the two. I quite like it when slightly deeper voiced women talk, it's reassuring, I always think I probably sound like a man.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Yel]

Oh JESUS, Budget Clemmie is on with her now. This is awful

How dare you, budget Clemmie has said she doesn't like celery. This is so controversial!

 

[Toffee finger]

I’m out too, can’t put myself through any more. Going to order some food and watch Better Call Saul

 

[Harrybosch]

OOOOHhhh, fridge news! This is what I''m here for. Or no - we are now discussing how 'the fridge goes full, the fridge goes empty'. No tit. We eat, we tit, what else is new?

Mummy blogger is the perfect match. She's equally boring and unable to maintain an interesting conversation.

This convo reminds me of the awkward chat you have with the second cousin of your in-laws who you only see at funerals or weddings.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh gosh, is that boarding school sounding? I was just trying to decide which one I sounded more like. I'm like a combination of the two. I quite like it when slightly deeper voiced women talk, I always think I probably sound like a man.

I’ve never heard her but have seen lots of her from the SOD thread, I’m surprised she sounds so solidly old money (and I agree I do get more masc vibes which isn’t a bad thing - I quite like deep voices in women?) when she was always second rung to the SODs

 

[LavaFlake]

Nah I'm done. I just yawned three times in less than a minute.

 

[Harrybosch]

I’m out too, can’t put myself through any more. Going to order some food and watch Better Call Saul

You are living my dream life.

Also, quick question, is this a cooking show?

 

[OhhBacon]

For fucks sake, Jack has just mentioned the pressure 'we' put on ourselves to be these perfect Instagram parents... To one of the biggest culprits for inventing the Instagram parent!

 

[MooBelle]

I’ve never heard her but have seen lots of her from the SOD thread, I’m surprised she sounds so solidly old money (and I agree I do get more masc vibes which isn’t a bad thing - I quite like deep voices in women?) when she was always second rung to the SODs

what is SOD?

 

[spirals]

Even Jack looks bored.

 

[Blurp]

I didn’t know budget clemmie sounded so boarding school...

Which one is Budget Clemmie?

 

[Flumps]

I’ve never heard her but have seen lots of her from the SOD thread, I’m surprised she sounds so solidly old money (and I agree I do get more masc vibes which isn’t a bad thing - I quite like deep voices in women?) when she was always second rung to the SODs

Hah. I don't think about my accent much (London/Surrey privilege innit?) but I thought I'd left a lot of my private education accent behind me. Clearly not as much as I thought.

 

[Britney Spiers Morgan]

What is the point of this? And why am I continuing to sit through it?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This is so bleeping boring

If I was JM I wouldn’t want to align my personal brand with one of the white MC insta mama gang tbh, it’s not as bad as the Goves though