Jack Monroe #27 Jack's career move after cooking with cans? Who’d have thought it would be OnlyFans?

[Nottonightbabe]

Morning all . Well that was some drama last night. I wonder whether she planned to do the big break up reveal last night, she started revealing it to people in comments before the long post. I checked Insta, Twitter and Facebook and didn't find any comment from "the man" she claimed called her "thin, thin, thin" (those pesky random men keep popping up to bother her don't they?). Happy to be proven wrong but it looked to me to likely be a springboard to write that post. I don't believe she would have deleted a comment like that, she would have left it up with a snarky reply from herself.

The post was left up long enough for the comments to reach over 140, so seen by plenty before it was erased. She may not be in a good headspace at the moment, but she knows exactly what she's doing, she's incredibly manipulative. Adding in all the sad hard done by details about herself, lost weight, not sleeping, too much work, no childcare, on medication, paid wedding deposit and L just walked out...
I find it hard to feel for her at the moment, she's a wanker

 

[Jelly Bean]

I think I must have a heart of stone because I don't think she looks ill, sad, thin or tired. She uses a ridiculous grey filter and a slimming tool. I can't bloody stand this constant sad fishing and hoping people are worried.
It is so manipulative and beyond irritating. I can't stand attention seekers like her, to the extent she pretends she is now a single parent when she has said numerous times how supportive her son's father is (when directly asked - she rarely volunteers it). That is just deeply unkind when the man obviously choses to be anonymous and will not reply.

 

[MooBelle]

My friend has done several rounds of ivf, remortgaging her house, taking 20years and still not pregnant. She is (imo) clinically depressed over it all. That 'cash and sleep' jibe was cruel and unpleasant to any childless person and my heart goes out to anyone going through the same xx

 

[MooBelle]

Jack’s unique selling point is single parent in poverty. That’s how she gets work and that is why she keeps harking back to it.

She probably wasn’t expecting the Govt to U turn so didn’t pipe up about Marcus sooner.

In Scotland the govt announced today that the free school meals over the summer was going to be extended so more children can access the free meals.

It shouldn’t have taken Marcus Rashford to intervene but she shouldn’t be dining out on something he did. He’s 22. She could learn a few lessons from him on humility and how to conduct yourself on twitter.

I don't follow football and zero clue who Marcus Rashford was until a couple of weeks ago. He first popped up in my bubble when a couple of Twitter friends retweeted things about him paying for loads of impoverished kids to have breakfast during lockdown. I just thought 'That's nice' because tbf footballers do usually do a lot for charity. It's no skin off their nose and its not like they're doing their day jobs at the moment. Then I started seeing more and more about this amazing man.
GOOGLE HIM JACK
He's fed literally thousands of meals to kids, funded activities and i read somewhere he'd learned Sign Language because he had to present an award to a deaf kid who had won a poetry competion. He's fully open about the fact he is a gazillionaire but is now using that platform (and money) to point out how wrong it is to live in a country where children are hungry.
He comes across as a lovely, humble, articulate and intelligent young man who genuinely wants the world to be a better place.

Am I the only one on this thread who is in a permanent state of Grunka-ing? Every time I catch up, Jackanory has moved onto another realm of cuntishness. I can’t wait to settle down with the Live later, what a treat!

I had a 10 minute Zoom meeting and came back with 20 pages to catch up on!!!

 

[Nottonightbabe]

The well timed Tattle ads...

 

[colouredlines]

Single parent with no childcare? I'm sorry, how many days ago was it that she confirmed SB is at his dad's half the time? FFS Jack!

Oh but good news, she's down to 90-hour working weeks - that's an improvement no?

 

[colouredlines]

The Amazon review has this picture.

Rinse the chickpeas "to shake off the tinny taste they acquire from bathing in their own ephemera".

Forget paying her rent - can't her fans have a whip round to buy her a dictionary?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

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Quite possibly

Fucking hell this is so, so inappropriate. It’s actually quite nasty, for all she says about us I wouldn’t expect to see such venom from the majority of posters on our threads...

It’s okay to be hurt & hurting but it’s not ok to go for your ex partner on your socials like this, I would actually argue it’s quite abusive tbh. I don’t even want to write L’s full name but I hope she’s got a loving and supportive network around her because this will be equal parts traumatic & mortifying.

 

[MrsOgre]

 

[MooBelle]

On the news they've just announced that the government have backed down about the food vouchers and that they will be issued through holidays.

Bet your bum Jack will bang on about how she was 'leading the campaign'and it was all down to her.

 

[PennyLoafer]

Re. the mysterious DDD, I mentioned that photo a few threads back. It was posted by the delightful 'UK TV Babes' Twitter account the day before the release of Good Food For Bad Days. As Jack is an inveterate name-searcher, it seemed very unlikely that she wouldn't have seen it and - if it were shared without her consent - rightly come down on that account like a ton of bricks. This made me wonder if she'd supplied the image herself. Many threads ago, a random person came on here and said that Jack had sent topless photos to a FOAF who'd subsequently tried to 'flog them to his military mates'. Regular posters - sensing that this person was trying to cause trouble for Tattle - shut them down and they didn't post again. My hunch is that that person and 'DannyDogsDinner' are one and the same - quite possibly Jack herself.

 

[MrsOgre]

Get your screenshots in people!

 

[Blurp]

And THAT MAN has shouted out Marcus Radford on Instagram.

 

[Hunty]

I tell you what if I was Louisa (I hate that Jack always referred to her as Mrs J as if she doesn't have her own identity once they became enagaged) if I was her, I'd be absolutely beyond fucking raging, and I'd be on the phone to a fucking lawyer to get a gagging order in place or something, hey maybe louisa was a dickhead to live with, we will never really know what went on for sure, but Jack is no fucking picnic either, I can't imagine what it would be like to live with someone who is clearly so narcissistic, needy,... I can't even be bothered to list all the problems/issues lol purely my opinion of course m'lud

 

[I steal names]

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So, anyway...

Speechless.

Is Vivienne Westwood what all the Poor People wear these days?

 

[MancBee]

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So, anyway...

Once again sitting on a surface she uses for food prep with bare legs. It is just so disgusting.

I wore Vivienne when she sold stuff in PROBE records in Liverpool back in the 70's . Pete Burns used to sit at the door and would only let you in if he though you were "on brand". If he didn't like you he'd tell you to fuck off. I was a teenager and loving the rebellious nature of Punk. She seems to be what we used to call a "Try Hard", someone who has all the labels, but somehow can't pull of the look. It just doesn't look right and you cant put your finger on why.

Anyway, how can she afford Westwood being soooooo poor? That just looks fuckin hideous, in my opinion, though I am sure Vivienne would be OK with it. But I doubt it would be "exactly what Vivienne would have wanted".

 

[lipsticktaser]

I sometimes wonder if she is actually poor or just terrible with money. I have friends who always moan try are poor but in reality they pissed up the wall in clothes and shite the day after pay day and spend the rest of the time eating beans on toast.

I think she's just shit with money. Anyone who is apparently on living wage and buys two burberry coats is shit with money. Plus she's had wealthy girlfriends for a while, so really hasn't had to worry. Didn't she say she spent and exorbitant amount of the family budget on books.
I get it. I'm shit with money too. I have no idea what our bills are. I'm in a bit of debt from a long manic stage that I ignored. I finally admitted it to my husband and we're sorting it.
Well, I say we. I get a 'wage' every month. From that I pay my debt, run my car and buy clothes etc for myself. The idea being I need to learn to budget. I'm not running a house but it's been a year and I've finally got money left at the end of the month. I've paid off the highest interest credit card and I'm out my overdraft. I now know, if I needed to, I could budget.


Anyhoooo - I've been volunteering so haven't been as active. It's all kicking off. Agent Provocateurs and more JM bullshit. It's quite refreshing to have some form of consistency during lockdown. That being the sheer cuntyness of JM. I'm glad Nims got her book.

Love to everyone who is having a bit of a shit time. I hope the sun breaks through the clouds for you soon.

 

[lipsticktaser]

Also 33lb in that space of time... I done similar and was referred to an ED specialist.
TBF I was manic and not eating (just went through some old clothes from that time, they fit my teeeeny tiny daughter.).

I think Jack is doing this deliberately. Things are going to shit so she's putting in the groundwork now. A bit like when you don't go to school as a kid so the cough starts the night before. It's just all so insincere. She looks gaunt but in the thot pictures she didn't look that thin. She's editing and colouring the pictures to deliberately make herself ill. It's fucking ridiculous. She has moved from povface (tm Sali Hughes) to sickface.

 

[Saint_clemmie]

Perks of having a bad sleeping pattern due to working night shift is you catch JM’s nightly tweet and delete! Replies to these tweets are mostly her followers making suggestions and her rebuffing them with that she’s tried it all!

Morning loves!
Jack is seriously the most frustrating person! I swear her entire sleeping problem is down to twitter. She posts ridiculously late at night and is likely on a high afterwards, repeatedly checking and replying to the comments. if she really wants to sleep better she should try checking out of twitter in the evening and staying off her damn phone.

How consistent has she been with this extensive list? Has she tried these things for an extended amount of time before declaring that they don’t work?

why am I thinking about this so much, it was clearly nothing more than attention seeking as usual.

 

[chocolate choux]

Yes, and millions of people are in the same situation with childcare and schooling and working and surviving on less money. I know I am! It’s not a unique problem right now.

And many of them in far worse situations... like actually worse situations, not imaginary ones

I do think it’s healthy to throw a mini pity party for yourself sometimes because life can be hard and it’s not good to bottle up your feelings

But at the same time, context is important. I’m feeling shitty today because my toddler had me up at 3am and then again from 5am, bloody knackered

Then on the morning news I saw a piece about single parents of children with complex needs, unable to access the usual carers and services due to lockdown. Providing literally 24/7 care alone, medications around the clock, making medical decisions on no sleep. Basically taking on a role which would not be allowed if they were being paid as it would be considered too dangerous

That doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to feel bad because others have it worse, or that these parents are entitled to all the pity in the world (for what good that’d achieve). It’s just an everyday example of relativity that everyone should acknowledge, Jack included

Her need to be the most hard done by ever in every single situation is ridiculous and disturbing