Jack Monroe #27 Jack's career move after cooking with cans? Who’d have thought it would be OnlyFans?

[LennyBriscoe]

Does this have anything to do with fluff that accumulates in an orifice?

You and I are on the same wavelength @Silver Linings....

 

[OhhBacon]

You and I are on the same wavelength @Silver Linings....

Doubt it, she always heads, off around 8.30/9pm and says ‘night‘. Totally normal behaviour.
Where is @GrunkaLunka ....cant keep up...too busy with the Hellman’s filming schedule...?

 

[Silver Linings]

You and I are on the same wavelength @Silver Linings....

I am so confused!

 

[Badlyplatedflapjacks]

I don't know who Jayne Mansfield is..... will Google. I do know that Olivia Benson played an early love interest for Dr Mark Greene in ER.
What an information trade.

 

[Pocahontas]

Guys I’m dying here!

 

[Silver Linings]

As we’re waaay off topic anyway, check out Jayne Mansfield’s hairpiece! No wonder they thought it was her head when she died.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Doubt it, she always heads, off around 8.30/9pm and says ‘night‘. Totally normal behaviour.
Where is @GrunkaLunka ....cant keep up...too busy with the Hellman’s filming schedule...?

Haha! Agree re early bedtime normality. Imagine the twist if it was Grunka Trust no one!

 

[LucyPeach]

Remember it’s always the person you least suspect.



No idea who that is mind.

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Am I being really dense and you’ve all been trying to give me clues? Is DDD actually Jayne Mansfield?

 

[panda_eyes]

 

[Pocahontas]

Haha! Agree re early bedtime normality. Imagine the twist if it was Grunka Trust no one!

Not my favourite traveller of the time and space continuum known as this thread?
Have to count Grunka out - she‘s currently pulling a mini grunka and liked a recent post

 

[Cbacooking]

Add me to the totally confused list.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Oh my god, yer killing me! Please don’t make me read back through the last few threads tallying up how many times everyone commented and trying to work out who’s keeping schtum tonight...

Can we do a roll call?

sorry guys I shouldn't stir the thread up like this, I woke my husband up laughing at this gif, I just think it's funny to create a bit of suspense/drama and I'm doing it for the lols I'm so sorry x

@LennyBriscoe is qualified - do forum criminals always come back to the scene of the crime?!

 

[Motherwellgirl]

so she had a “Scottish” twitter account to argue about independence? Is she saying she pretended to be Scottish? That’s really crappy.

I very much agree. Her Scots twitter account was called benedict cumberscotch.

All I can say is, speaking as a Scot of course people elsewhere in the Uk and all over the world can have an opinion on Scottish Indy.

But if she made a twitter account to try and influence opinion I think that’s terrible.

She was not in favour of Scots Indy at the time under her own name.

Something to say? Say it as Jack. That’s my view.

 

[Pollypops]

They’re trying to do us out of our show Harry, I tell thee!! (You better take my badge too, I’m stumped!)

we got up in your niche, what can i say?

 

[MarmiteExtract]

Not my favourite traveller of the time and space continuum known as this thread?
Have to count Grunka out - she‘s currently pulling a mini grunka and liked a recent post

This is the sort of expert sleuthing we need round here. We’ve ruled out... one suspect! Only 120-odd other users to go. We’re working through til mornin’, boys!

 

[Raker]

 

[I steal names]

I'm now fully joining the confused. Has someone actually made a second account here? I thought it was a joke.

What even is life anymore?!

 

[PennyBr]

At least the anonymous stalker beans are not suspected

 

[Raker]

Is it you @I steal names ?
Have you stolen that name?