I have not got a clue what is going on! 
Do i need to reread with some chicken porridge and spunk lasagne? Help!
Do i need to reread with some chicken porridge and spunk lasagne? Help!
Jack Monroe #27 Jack's career move after cooking with cans? Who’d have thought it would be OnlyFans?
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In my job I work quite closely with the Police (me me not Lenny me) but the next time something big happens involving Police Scotland (hopefully there won’t be anything though) you will NOT see me telling people I took myself down to the crime scene and rugby tackled the perp to the ground.
I can’t get my head round this, people being economical with the truth has been around forever but I would be mortified to think people had sussed out my lies.
And she can back off Strictly too!
So we’ll retire...but we still have Bosch and Briscoe’s kitchen disco
My god. Nine twitter accounts. I'd have laughed at three, cos, y'know. But nine?! That's bizarre.
so she had a “Scottish” twitter account to argue about independence? Is she saying she pretended to be Scottish? That’s really crappy.
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
‘The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that - poof - he’s gone (to walk the dogs)’
Case closed
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And how original to put Mc in front of a surname to make it Scottish
if you could all refer to me as Lenny McBriscoe now, that would be great
We will find out if Jack has infiltrated the House of HausFrau....because she is either following this drama and joyfully observing the tit storm she has created
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She is pissed off everyone is off track again...this is the thread of Jack, stick to talking about her or she will be reduced to dramatic actions on twitter to bring it back to top topic
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She is pissed off everyone is off track again...this is the thread of Jack, stick to talking about her or she will be reduced to dramatic actions on twitter to bring it back to top topic
I noticed a few months ago she was twittering on about how much she loves Scotland (after a v brief trip up here, to Edinburgh I think). I think she'd have a sharp shock when she realises how Scottish people don't hold back when pointing out someone talking shite.
More confused than ever now
A total off topic but am I the last person to know that Olivia Benson is Jayne Mansfield's daughter?
Imagine if you’d made a second account under the name DDD thinking you’d just spice up the thread a little and then bam! Saturn’s like “So I think I’ve sussed it and, oh yeah, I’ve told admin”
The feeling of pure cringe that would sweep over you. Grim!
The feeling of pure cringe that would sweep over you. Grim!
.... frantically looks at who what where
Oh my god, yer killing me! Please don’t make me read back through the last few threads tallying up how many times everyone commented and trying to work out who’s keeping schtum tonight...
Can we do a roll call?
No I did as well, but only because I can’t watch an entire programme without googling someone to get their background! I used to be an avid SVU fan too (the good old days of Stabler and Benson) so I must have googled her when I first started watching it.
Did you not know? She was in the car when she died. So sad.
Well we can rule me out, I’ve been a right Chatty Cathy tonight!!
Is it someone who hasn’t posted for a while or are they just not here just now....
ETA - is it who I think it is? Can someone tap into my psyche!
Is it someone who hasn’t posted for a while or are they just not here just now....
ETA - is it who I think it is? Can someone tap into my psyche!
Does this have anything to do with fluff that accumulates in an orifice?
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