These are not smart price! Jack you betrayed the poors!
Also, yesterday the lights in my eyes were OFF and I'd like to thank you mendacious bullies for putting them back ON
Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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Also, yesterday the lights in my eyes were OFF and I'd like to thank you mendacious bullies for putting them back ON
Someone sent me this yesterday in the middle of the sarnie chat…. I’m not sure if it’s on brand for us but I’ll stick it in anyway!
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My local Asda is desperate for a new towel folder. Helluva commute but she seems to enjoy the bus.So she’s dropped the nutrition degree and the part time job then? Lasted what, 2 weeks? If that.Jack has neither a voice for radio and isn’t good on telly. Maybe it’s a job at ASDA? As chief shelf stacker ?
TOOT TOOT!
She hasn’t been ‘good’ at any tv slot has she - so let’s see how this interview goes. Also being in Twitter till all hours going on about sandwiches is not the best prep.
In the end it's all sandwiches.
Anyhoo I wonder if because she's bored a d often alone she imagines she's living on the set of Emmerdale or something, you know it's all quiet and peaceful.... Until oops you have fallen down the stairs and done a chaos on the day Whitney finds out Bradley slept with his sister fiance and youre late for your fifth wedding to the same person because you keep finding out their dodgy as duck.
And little boy Sugden has let all the sheep out of their pen because he was dated to by someone from the Dingle clan.
Also they are no longer friends now they are PALS!
Anyhoo I wonder if because she's bored a d often alone she imagines she's living on the set of Emmerdale or something, you know it's all quiet and peaceful.... Until oops you have fallen down the stairs and done a chaos on the day Whitney finds out Bradley slept with his sister fiance and youre late for your fifth wedding to the same person because you keep finding out their dodgy as duck.
And little boy Sugden has let all the sheep out of their pen because he was dated to by someone from the Dingle clan.
At a funeral once I was offered orange segments sandwiches. I declined.
Also they are no longer friends now they are PALS!
How can she travel to an interview?
Seizures, ouchy mouth, knee injuries from fall down the not-spiral bungalow stairs, hands that can’t hold a pen yet manage to type 1000s of tweets, walks miles to Asda yet can’t walk and has to use a stick.
The woman is a medical marvel.
Seizures, ouchy mouth, knee injuries from fall down the not-spiral bungalow stairs, hands that can’t hold a pen yet manage to type 1000s of tweets, walks miles to Asda yet can’t walk and has to use a stick.
The woman is a medical marvel.
Confession time then: I don't like chip butties or crisp sandwichesplease don’t banish me from the canalbut I actually like liver and bacon
I don't think she is. She's going to bring her sick note our again isn't she?
If you do go good luck. Don't talk too much and don't talk about yourself too much either, keep it light.
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Good luck?
Yea, like that's gonna happen.
My workplace managed to produce an utterly thrilling 48 second long video on how to fold a flannel. There were even longer ones for hand, queen and king sized towels. Wonder if ASDA has those too?
And she's had the cheek to add the word 'Disabled' to her profile. Again.
I don’t think Jack has an interview today. I think she's already been offered whatever it is she's spent 10 years dreaming about. She's only mentioned an interview because she wanted us to make jokes about her not getting the job, so now she can do a "HA! That nasty corner of the internet will be exploding with anger that I got my God tier job!" tweet. Because she'll somehow know exactly what we've been saying about her, even though she absolutely definitely doesn't come here.
Jack is making a big show about what bullies we all are at the moment. I'm sure it's because she's scared that more people will start asking about the Trussell Trust money and she wants to make sure they won't believe us.
I'm going to try to keep using the full Trussell Trust name from now on, to try help make sure these threads pop up high on Google when someone searches for "Jack Monroe Trussell Trust". The general public need to know how shady she's been about this (especially re: not even naming the other charities!)
Jack is making a big show about what bullies we all are at the moment. I'm sure it's because she's scared that more people will start asking about the Trussell Trust money and she wants to make sure they won't believe us.
I'm going to try to keep using the full Trussell Trust name from now on, to try help make sure these threads pop up high on Google when someone searches for "Jack Monroe Trussell Trust". The general public need to know how shady she's been about this (especially re: not even naming the other charities!)
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Could the words underlined be a contender for a thread title?
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Fluffernutter is the name of a cat in a Point Horror book that gets stuffed into a baseball cap by a stalker. Can’t read it without thinking nooooo.
"We value the reputation of our company very much. Is there anything you would like to tell us which could badly implicate our brand?"
Why….. wwhhhyyyy ask for ideas when you have made them/eaten them all????!!!!
w of course know why but you know I just want give out about this absolute exercise in nonsense. If she has a Thing shouldn’t she be preparing for the thing or doing some more of the VBI?I don’t want to be a wagon, perhaps this is her way of chilling and relaxing and taking a break while working but jaysus sambo talk is just pure shite.(perhaps it’s time for me to take a Jack break
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Has Jack monroe, director of on a bootstrap LTD paid the Trussell Trust the 10k yet?
I am praying, I tell ya, PRAYING with my russell’s Joined together that it’s Special Advisor please let her be a SpAd it will last all of a month, they get fired ta will and it will draw all the attention of the press
I’m going back to basics here, but she used a food bank once and has been dining out on it ever since.
I never fail to be amazed at this.
I never fail to be amazed at this.
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