17.2k replies and half of them are her saying:
Imagine your entire lifes work being sarnies and being a professional cunt.17.2k replies and half of them are her saying:
God tier sandwich right there;
I had that on toast literally yesterday;
Ooft;
Did you put the crisps IN the sandwich too?
get a fucking grip on yourself Jack.
Good practice for her future career in politics.Imagine your entire lifes work being sarnies and being a professional cunt.
I’m convinced she can’t enjoy her narc high from the squigs anymore, she has to try and generate discussion here for maximum payoff.Do you know what winds me up? The phrase 'certain corner of the internet'. Just say it Jack, you know you want to.
Because poors can’t afford platesJack Monroe encourages her readers to put sticky wet French toast directly onto the worktop.
"Look what you made me do"?This!
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#thread title Nobody puts Tattle in the corner. Toot tootNobody puts Tattle in the corner.
We are the heart of the Internet, if you please. Jack's got some nerve.
Imagine a world where we could have swearies in a thread title.Imagine your entire lifes work being sarnies and being a professional cunt.
6. Strictly Come DancingRight I'm going for one of the following.
1. Guest presenter on Have I got News for You
2. Loose Women
3. Some reality bobbins (I'm including celebrity competitions here)
4. Antiques Roadshow (getting a valuation for her tired old tale of woe)
5. Bit part in Eastenders as a scrappy little stall holder who trips over an escaped sausage dog and is mates with Janine Butcher or whoever is in it now.
I know I voted for CDWM as the secret thing but I really hope it’s Strictly. I know it’s so early in the year it won’t be that but I can just imagine Aljaz’s face when she tells him she can stand on her tiptoes for 15 minutes because she did ballet when she was young.
Mrs T went off with a banana, an apple and a vegan baby bel.I'm having soup for my lunch tomorrow
Hmmm, they could be scouting her although filming is toward the end of the year. We've already had the lesbian couple marriage which fell apart within one day as one of the ladies got the ick badly.Mrs T went off with a banana, an apple and a vegan baby bel.
She’s just loving this thread atm.
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Please let Jack be on MAFS Aussie. Please.
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