I interrupt these tales of Sandwiches from the Days of Yore to bring you this humble account of what a brilliant generous person Jack is, written, of course, by Jack.
(pics in wrong order. Soz)
(pics in wrong order. Soz)
Jack Monroe #268 May I ask where you work?
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The best few ingredient Sandwich (IMO) is:
Crusty bread, lurpack butter, Dressed crab, maybe a dash of vinegar.
Not sure anyone would want to pay ~ £6-10 for a kids packed lunch sarnie mind.
What a question though, I mean kids like
Ham, cheese, chicken, peanut butter, jam, Nutella, egg mayo, tuna mayo, Billy the bear, chopped pork etc
Add some salad if they'll eat it and you have it in.
Add a condiment as required.
The mind boggles.
Crusty bread, lurpack butter, Dressed crab, maybe a dash of vinegar.
Not sure anyone would want to pay ~ £6-10 for a kids packed lunch sarnie mind.
What a question though, I mean kids like
Ham, cheese, chicken, peanut butter, jam, Nutella, egg mayo, tuna mayo, Billy the bear, chopped pork etc
Add some salad if they'll eat it and you have it in.
Add a condiment as required.
The mind boggles.
White bread spread with real butter filled with salt and vinegar crisps. Done. Is this the next big index?
I'm sorry but these aren't tattie scones, they are Irish potato cakes. I'm a traitor to my country because I actually prefer these to the triangle proper tattie scones.
Nothing can beat my grandma's fresh home made tattie scones with leftover mash from dinner. I've tried to recreate them a few times but never managed it.
Nothing can beat my grandma's fresh home made tattie scones with leftover mash from dinner. I've tried to recreate them a few times but never managed it.
You need a ridiculous amount of flour in the flour to potato ratio. I did them once, then went back to shop bought for the convenience.
Just want to say that tattie scones are triangular. I will be taking no questions on the subject at this time.
I quite like my mental image of Jack strutting up to her front door, after all she used to cower in the corner when anyone knocked, and then absolutely shitting herself when it’s Action Fraud.
I always thought she was a twit, but I never thought she’d go as far as to steal charity money. Money designed to ‘feed people for three days’. Just goes to show she doesn’t give a duck about anyone except herself and spoooooons.
I always thought she was a twit, but I never thought she’d go as far as to steal charity money. Money designed to ‘feed people for three days’. Just goes to show she doesn’t give a duck about anyone except herself and spoooooons.
I take it back. She encourages crisp sandwiches. Dammit.
Salt and Vinegar Index also incorporating the increase in the price of fish
Normally I’m not a mega fan of the songs (please don’t remove my Frau badge) but this had me choking on a slice of pizza. And I take pizza very seriously. I envisaged this as the Flight of the Choncords version.
How about this one, Jack?
Admittedly one of my kids eats pretty much the same food everyday because of sensory issues, he can't even contemplate eating a sandwich. He certainly couldn't eat that particularly stodgy mix of squidgy consistencies even with crisps inserted to presumably add some actual texture. The way Jack eats you'd assume she doesn't have teeth
I just got an air fryer and tried once again (after a gap of years) to make some with leftover mash. I will try again but use more flour next time, or even look up an actual recipe instead of just bunging stuff together.
Jack, my favourite sandwich is cheese, onion, tomato with mango chutney.
Can you now publish the vimesbootindex.
Can you also declare how much money you raised from your dead people can't riot t shirts and how much is going to the trussel trust and how much is going to independent foodbanks.
I sometimes wonder if she does?! Not going to lie.
Not the greengages again why God, whyyyyy
It was the repeated photo more than the actual food. I should have been clearer
I'd forgotten she'd inexplicably posted that horrid sandwich in triplicate, Marm 
Let us also not forget that the brown paper bag it sweated overnight in was from her single trip to Dave the grocer, previously filled with unwashed veg. Every kid's favourite packed lunch: limp sloppy vegetables with parasites and tetanus.
Let us also not forget that the brown paper bag it sweated overnight in was from her single trip to Dave the grocer, previously filled with unwashed veg. Every kid's favourite packed lunch: limp sloppy vegetables with parasites and tetanus.You'd think she'd have varied her images a little bit if actually dishing it up 3 days in a row to poor boyIt was the repeated photo more than the actual food. I should have been clearer
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Halcyon days. Albert square has never been as good as when they used to play hard dirty dub in the marketplace 24/7
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