Is Blackening Banana the same as Cooking Bacon ?
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that looks like someone vomited on a lawn and then you scraped it up onto a butty
Very gauche quoting myself but I bet if she ever lets him leave for uni then she'll pack him off with her own slop manuals instead of the usual '100 easy recipes for students' stuff. Also she'll turn up at halls and expect everyone to know who she is
Why 9? Sb is 11
Forgot to add: have chased up with the TT today.
Cheese and marmite on white bread or peanut butter and jam on brown. Or peanut butter and marmite on white.
Now I'm hungry and cucumber-husband is doing a new recipe, from a book. He's not got amazing cooking instincts so I'm glad it's from a book with clear instructions and no waffle and no skipped steps.
Now I'm hungry and cucumber-husband is doing a new recipe, from a book. He's not got amazing cooking instincts so I'm glad it's from a book with clear instructions and no waffle and no skipped steps.
Most kids I know like, ham, cheese, dairylea. Etc it's not exactly rocket science.
I’m behind on Jack’s chaos’ (thank you ACTUAL Covid!) however why was she on the telly dresses like Maggie Thatcher?
It won't be Chartwells after all the hoo-ha, because Allegra has got it! I wondered if it was a bit of revenge...Oh fuxk that’s just made me think…she’s got some school meal gig of a life time
@Hollaaa (can’t do bit quotes now) but this “ I will say of my experience it has never been right since and I should have been taken to A&E, even if it was in the last century when 'walking it off' was regarded as cutting edge technology” reminded me of my Narc mum (who seems more like Jack every day) telling my big brother his leg was just badly bruised and he should go out and play. Some days later he walked himself to the childrens hospital in Manc (Boothhall) which was about 3 miles from our house, where they had to operate on his gangrenous leg, they said it was a couple of days shy of being whipped off, where he remained for 3 months. Said it was the best 3 months of his childhood, had his own bed, fed 3 meals a day, didn’t get battered daily and the nurses were lush, I was jealous!
....consequently Scotland is at war with Southend.
Heston Blumenthal did a tv show , possibly on channel 4 where he looked at sandwiches in great depth, including wether squashing them made them better. My favourite sandwhich at 9 ( and still now at 39) is peanut butter , marmite and ready salted crisps on white bread ( preferably mighty white )
also it’s good to know that while announcing that increasing food prices etc is going to kill so many people , Jack herself can afford to gobble up her prepared lunch at midnight , before replacing the next day .What a luxury to be able to afford 4 meals a day. Thank the baby cheesus that Jack is such a budgeting wizz she can accommodate those extra meals in her £20 a week shop .
also it’s good to know that while announcing that increasing food prices etc is going to kill so many people , Jack herself can afford to gobble up her prepared lunch at midnight , before replacing the next day .What a luxury to be able to afford 4 meals a day. Thank the baby cheesus that Jack is such a budgeting wizz she can accommodate those extra meals in her £20 a week shop .
I know it is all performative for JM but suggesting putting yellow sticker salad into a batch of sandwich filler that she claims lasts a few days, for a child... Bacteria sarnie anyone? On the bright side SB must have developed a strong immune system over the years, the amount of germs he is likely to have been exposed to
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I am sickened on behalf of the nation
and not just because of the ‘potato cakes’ reference. Though on that, if she was trying to cosplay as Scottish during this period she FAILED at the first hurdle. It’s a Tattie scone Jack and you have ruined it x
I'm bored. I want my aneurysm and I want it NOW! <Veruca Salt intensifies>
Also how the duck does someone truffle away at something? Her son is a truffle pig? Tbh that would explain why he routinely devours the most appalling slop and declares it the best ever.
Also how the duck does someone truffle away at something? Her son is a truffle pig? Tbh that would explain why he routinely devours the most appalling slop and declares it the best ever.
Presumably it's a Warburton's potato cake, I'm quite partial to them. But it's in no way a scotch pancake or an actual potato scone. Nor does that dish look remotely edible nevermind appetisingI am sickened on behalf of the nation
Hes a truffle pig because whenever he finds something to eat his mother takes it away from him (and has the first bite).
Tucked up safely in bed at his Dad's house?
I will admit I was not forensic in my potato analysis. I only glanced at the dish as I felt it triggering my Tattie related CPTSD xPresumably it's a Warburton's potato cake, I'm quite partial to them. But it's in no way a scotch pancake or an actual potato scone. Nor does that dish look remotely edible nevermind appetising
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