Greetings from the past. Just dropping in to say I’ve never been so tempted to discuss the cat kibble sentient rug on Twitter as I am right now, having just seen this.
And Jack’s wigs. TOOT TOOT
And Jack’s wigs. TOOT TOOT
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(Jack did admit she stole the idea from 'an ex', but this pic just makes me laugh so )
I know exactly which you mean. Usually have a bong in the window with ‘for decorative purposes only’ on a neon piece of card.I keep glancing at this picture and thinking they’re in a video shop.
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Obviously not like a Blockbusters or anything fancy like that, but the wee local one that would rent out videos and sell all kinds of crap.
Is the hat one actually a wig? I joked that it looked like hat ‘n’ hair came attached but seeing these 2 pics side by side the front bits in the top one are much, much longer…Whoever the wise frau was that said no way would her “at home” hair colour be that good from the professional blonde, was absolutely spot on. Seriously it looks ghastly irl, like some kind of patchy purple on greasy beige, certainly not the deep shiny plum she faked. The extent of the tuning is off the scale.
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The sticker on the CD promising free postcards within is the closest we'll come to Jack's fabled Patreon postcards.ah, thankspaceyou bubbly-d and traumy-s just what I wanted. the curtains are in the puddle
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something, something, something, something kinda ooooh!
jumping on my TOOT TOOT!
a million years ago, when I was a teenager, I used to be one of those who actually filled in and sent back those cards for promotion purposesThe sticker on the CD promising free postcards within is the closest we'll come to Jack's fabled Patreon postcards.
Yep I think that was me. In the first picture it looked a proper even colour so I assumed she'd been back at the hairdresser but I take it back. It's a badly done box job. What a twit.Whoever the wise frau was that said no way would her “at home” hair colour be that good from the professional blonde, was absolutely spot on. Seriously it looks ghastly irl, like some kind of patchy purple on greasy beige, certainly not the deep shiny plum she faked. The extent of the tuning is off the scale.
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.....like....this? Pretty sure Jack pops one on when in Edinburgh so as not to look like a touristIs the hat one actually a wig? I joked that it looked like hat ‘n’ hair came attached but seeing these 2 pics side by side the front bits in the top one are much, much longer…
Hurrah! The wiggos are back! I wonder if she'll go to Edinburgh for a wander round Sainsburys and a Five Guys again.I’ve conducted a forensic investigation (see evidence attached) now 100% convinced the hat show was just a smoke screen for a wig. She fucked up her hair with a box dye, bought a WIG to hide the hair, bought a HAT to hide the wig - she’s like the old lady who swallowed a fly!!
She's pregnant in that photo.Is that her actual belly showing?
They asked her for a comment when they ran the story regarding her horrible comments about David Cameron's late son. As questions she doesn't like seem to send her mental she thinks that's harassment. Also it makes her seem dead important to the simpletons who still buy her act and of course prepares the ground for dismissing any negative coverage she may attract in the future as part of a smear campaign.I don't remember the mail ever being after Jack, why does she say they're out to ruin her?
Plus, she thought that sticky brown poo was huge ground breaking stuff so I can only imagine that whatever opportunity she's baiting about can only be something as equally anti climactic when seen in relation to her ten years of campaigning and building an actual niche for herself
Unfortunately Jack has co-opted “nothing about us without us” as if she’s in the gangThe local mental health services used to have a protocol called "Nothing About Me Without Me" to ensure their service users were involved in every part of decision-making as long as they had capacity. I am now wondering if this should be used for The Poors. Instead of poverty cos players sitting with the great and the good (yes, I am talking about you Jack ), speak to inspirational community leaders and workers who deal with poverty and its attendant problems every day. No, they may not be polished and eloquent for some refined ears but they will know what they are talking about.
I don’t think ICO squig came to say hello. We know she was reading along as she posted a nice tweet about being nominated for a fun award (she was up for a Sloppie for best squig) she may well read along here but she’s not on tattle, she hasn’t crossed the streams. Mercury squig was the one we overwhelmed.ICO squig was concerned about giving Jack personal information for one of her books. She asked Jack to delete the info and she got a typical Jack reply back so reported her to the ICO. Who I don’t think could do anything. But since then she has been here to say hello but I think she was a bit overwhelmed by us.