Greetings from the past. Just dropping in to say I’ve never been so tempted to discuss the cat kibble sentient rug on Twitter as I am right now, having just seen this.
And Jack’s wigs. TOOT TOOT
And Jack’s wigs. TOOT TOOT
Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus
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I was wondering today why Jack thinks we would be mad if she had an exciting opportunity, whatever that may be?
The only thing that would make me mad is if she took this opportunity but continued to poor fish and continued to provide nothing to her Patreons.
Which of course she will do because she is a souless empty husk, constantly giving the appearance of goodness but having none of it.
The only thing that would make me mad is if she took this opportunity but continued to poor fish and continued to provide nothing to her Patreons.
Which of course she will do because she is a souless empty husk, constantly giving the appearance of goodness but having none of it.
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(Jack did admit she stole the idea from 'an ex', but this pic just makes me laugh so)
Not surprised Jack liked this kitchen. Looks a shithole
ah, thankspaceyou bubbly-d and traumy-s 
just what I wanted. the curtains are in the puddle
something, something, something, something kinda ooooh!
jumping on my TOOT TOOT!
just what I wanted. the curtains are in the puddle something, something, something, something kinda ooooh!
jumping on my TOOT TOOT!
I know exactly which you mean. Usually have a bong in the window with ‘for decorative purposes only’ on a neon piece of card.
A bit more of forensic spot the difference. From this angle we can see the tea-towels and dino-planter haven't been moved either. The tupperware of oats is the same too-the one with label on it in first pic. Same amount of stuff in it.
The Mirror piece was Jan 22nd. The dust must be grim. I wonder how long some of that stuff (spices included) have been in there.
Is the hat one actually a wig? I joked that it looked like hat ‘n’ hair came attached but seeing these 2 pics side by side the front bits in the top one are much, much longer…
The sticker on the CD promising free postcards within is the closest we'll come to Jack's fabled Patreon postcards.ah, thankspaceyou bubbly-d and traumy-s
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something, something, something, something kinda ooooh!
jumping on my TOOT TOOT!
a million years ago, when I was a teenager, I used to be one of those who actually filled in and sent back those cards for promotion purposes
best thing I ever got back was a bar of dairy milk to promote gina g's album
Was googling for a pic of the spice jars to play forensic spot the difference with, got side tracked by photos of Jack, this one must be shared-
Yep I think that was me. In the first picture it looked a proper even colour so I assumed she'd been back at the hairdresser but I take it back. It's a badly done box job. What a twit.
Wonder if Jack is getting these ads on her grunk?
.....like....this? Pretty sure Jack pops one on when in Edinburgh so as not to look like a tourist
I’ve conducted a forensic investigation (see evidence attached) now 100% convinced the hat show was just a smoke screen for a wig. She ducked up her hair with a box dye, bought a WIG to hide the hair, bought a HAT to hide the wig - she’s like the old lady who swallowed a fly!!
Hurrah! The wiggos are back! I wonder if she'll go to Edinburgh for a wander round Sainsburys and a Five Guys again.
I will stop TOOT TOOT ing everything, eventually, promise (she brought this on herself though)
but I can't help but think of this
but I can't help but think of this
She's pregnant in that photo.Is that her actual belly showing?
I don't remember the mail ever being after Jack, why does she say they're out to ruin her?
Plus, she thought that sticky brown poo was huge ground breaking stuff so I can only imagine that whatever opportunity she's baiting about can only be something as equally anti climactic when seen in relation to her ten years of campaigning and building an actual niche for herself
Plus, she thought that sticky brown poo was huge ground breaking stuff so I can only imagine that whatever opportunity she's baiting about can only be something as equally anti climactic when seen in relation to her ten years of campaigning and building an actual niche for herself
They asked her for a comment when they ran the story regarding her horrible comments about David Cameron's late son. As questions she doesn't like seem to send her mental she thinks that's harassment. Also it makes her seem dead important to the simpletons who still buy her act and of course prepares the ground for dismissing any negative coverage she may attract in the future as part of a smear campaign.
Unfortunately Jack has co-opted “nothing about us without us” as if she’s in the gangThe local mental health services used to have a protocol called "Nothing About Me Without Me" to ensure their service users were involved in every part of decision-making as long as they had capacity. I am now wondering if this should be used for The Poors. Instead of poverty cos players sitting with the great and the good (yes, I am talking about you Jack), speak to inspirational community leaders and workers who deal with poverty and its attendant problems every day. No, they may not be polished and eloquent for some refined ears but they will know what they are talking about.
I don’t think ICO squig came to say hello. We know she was reading along as she posted a nice tweet about being nominated for a fun award (she was up for a Sloppie for best squig) she may well read along here but she’s not on tattle, she hasn’t crossed the streams. Mercury squig was the one we overwhelmed.
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