Jack Monroe #265 Jack Monroe got a bus

[Froggies]

I was gutted when Paultons dropped the Hoot Hoot slogan. I think they should bring it back in honour of Jack’s life body of work to be honest. Might campaign for it.

I wonder if she’d be team Boris or team Kier in her review of Paultons/Peppa pig world? Boris said it was his sort of place, Kier said it was dreadful. (So pissed off he didn’t say TERRIBLE)

We’re all in agreement that Toot Toot has to feature in the next thread title, yes?

 

[jenny2603]

Someones skype just started ringing and there was a lot of paper shuffling off screen I think it was her

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Huge "i'm the main character energy." No-one else in the room acts like this Jack!

What a total fanny. All this to spite mummy and daddy. If that foul snakes parents are reading this, can you just cash in some investments and give her, her inheritance early. Dumping the results of whatever the duck went on in your family on the rest of us, really isn't fair.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Is she hanging around long enough hoping to get lunch there? In one of the disgracefully subsidised bars/restaurants?

 

[Smeghead]

Question, how can one be bed bound and erm standing in parliament? Genuine question!

So bed-bound she weightlifts, uses a row machine, follows her son to school, has walking boots for all the big walks, pushes chairs back from charity shops, walks to the supermarket a few times a week, goes for jolly jaunts on buses, walks bare-footed in the snow, etc etc
toot toot twit

 

[Onestorytoomany]

thread title Conquered parliament today toot toot would be hilarious if one of the politicians said the pretty woman "posh dress shop" lines. "Youre obviously in the wrong place please leave our restaurant you don't like the fact we get free lunches."

 

[Orphan_Black]

Is she hanging around long enough hoping to get lunch there? In one of the disgracefully subsidised bars/restaurants?

Imagine if all the MP's and guest speakers gave up the free food at Westminster, and that money was instead given to school meals or food banks?

 

[ednaturnblad]

I just tuned in at work and one of the first things she says is SHE’D like a break??

Love you don’t work for one thing.

And for another...I’m sure those in poverty would like a break from their situation too. Aren’t they the people you’re supposed to be advocating for today? Not yourself and your media career?

Also I’m forever surprised at how perfectly plummy her voice is. The claim that she can’t get tv work cause of her ‘coarse accent’ is one of the most deluded things she’s ever said.

 

[Wooh]

If only she'd appealed on time, we may not have to hear this BS. Bloody ADHD /s

It's a new twist in the tale for me

What it is like to rely on food banks?

After it is revealed that more than half a million people in the UK may rely on food banks, what is life like for those who use them?

www.bbc.com

 

[Feck]

I was gutted when Paultons dropped the Hoot Hoot slogan. I think they should bring it back in honour of Jack’s life body of work to be honest. Might campaign for it.

I wonder if she’d be team Boris or team Kier in her review of Paultons/Peppa pig world? Boris said it was his sort of place, Kier said it was dreadful. (So pissed off he didn’t say TERRIBLE)

We’re all in agreement that Toot Toot has to feature in the next thread title, yes?

Blimey have they dropped it?! We can't drive past the tourist sign without singing it. Must be ingrained in my memory. We've avoided any parliamentary visits but were there at the same time as Shane Ritchie once. I really don't want to have to boycott them though so if we could avoid campaigning for Jack to be the face of, I'd be grateful

 

[Silver Linings]

I’ll do the new thread in a mo.

TOOT TOOT

 

[Onestorytoomany]

I find her mono tone. She could do the bedtime hour on the telly.

 

[ednaturnblad]

I find her mono tone. She could do the bedtime hour on the telly.

No she couldn’t.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

This is a bit 🔺️ but if you're Southern you'll be familiar with Paultons Park and their jingle.

"It's a toot toot, at Jack Monroes!"

It's all I can hear when I'm on this thread. She really is the gift that keeps on giving.

Edited to add that their actual jingle is,
"It's a hoot hoot, at Paultons Park!"

(Realised that would otherwise just be a random selection of words for anybody that isn't subjected to the local radio ads.)

Paultons Park it’s a hoot hoot! Thanks for that ear worm, well I remember that advert (and never getting to go because we were ACTUALLY a working class family and it was expensive)

 

[Hollaaa]

Someones skype just started ringing and there was a lot of paper shuffling off screen I think it was her

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Huge "i'm the main character energy." No-one else in the room acts like this Jack!

Is that a coffee cup? Can't be, Jack doesn't drink coffee.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

 

[Wooh]

Right. She didn't "help set up" Fuel Bank, she participated in publicity to launch it, so exaggerated in the Big House. I needed clarity as I knew she was lying. Sorry you probably all know this already. What a hatgoblin

nPower: Heat or Eat - Golin EMEA

golin.com

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Right. She didn't "help set up" Fuel Bank, she participated in publicity to launch it, so exaggerated in the Big House. I needed clarity as I knew she was lying. Sorry you probably all know this already. What a hatgoblin

nPower: Heat or Eat - Golin EMEA

golin.com

How many times she works behind the scenes... m'kay!

 

[jenny2603]

No she couldn’t.

WELCOME TO NIGHTMARE HOUR, MY NAME IS JACK AND I'M GOING TO DESTROY YOUR MIND.

 

[Silver Linings]

New thread

Jack Monroe #266 Toot Toot

Thread title by Jack herself, with agreement of Please remember no thread titles until the tail end of the thread and to add ‘thread title’ or ‘thread title nomination’. No swearing in them please. Wiki is the pink button for newbies. TOOT TOOT!

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