Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

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Finally here in real time again and was not expecting this - I have been to both these places! Full flashback to childhood holidays which centred mostly around my dad's military obsession ... despite the fact that he was about as military as Jack. Tank Dad if you will.

Tank Dad was also fond of tinned potatoes and cooked rarely but when he did it was slop. Oh LJC, am I SB?
 
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Only Jack Monroe could make a Russian invasion of Ukraine all about the British government.

It's ironic that such a staunch Remainer (right up until she spoiled her ballot...) has no clue whatsoever about the world beyond her island.
 
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Only Jack Monroe could make a Russian invasion of Ukraine all about the British government.

It's ironic that such a staunch Remainer (right up until she spoiled her ballot...) has no clue whatsoever about the world beyond her island.
She has no clue about the world beyond the walls of the shitty bungalow.
 
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It's ironic that such a staunch Remainer (right up until she spoiled her ballot...) has no clue whatsoever about the world beyond her island.
I find it so weird that this is one of the few things she was honest about. Like, WHY would you admit to doing something so stupid, when literally no-one else would have known otherwise.
 
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I've been so consumed with rage about her abject nonsense today. I don't know how she's managed to be more full of bullshit than she usually is, but she's done it.
 
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She admits to doing stupid things because she is stupid and (ironically) believes they make her look clever. It's honestly a bit worrying that she's just allowed to be out in society living her life and rinsing squigs when she's so completely, irredeemably, astoundingly, forensically and peripatetically idiotic. She's def the type to take an online IQ test and post the results to Facebook saying she's a 140+ IQ genius.
 
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I find it so weird that this is one of the few things she was honest about. Like, WHY would you admit to doing something so stupid, when literally no-one else would have known otherwise.
do I want to know? I probably don’t want to know do I. But tell me pls
 
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Imagine thinking that swamp full of raw chicken is fit for human consumption. Then imagine the same thing but you write cookery books.
 
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What is all of the fuss about the word outwith? It's a perfectly normal everyday word, think phrases like it is outwith my control.

Is it because I am Scottish? The real type of Scottish who used to go over Jack's favourite bridge twice a week before the pandemic?

Has someone kept a note of dates and screenshots fromthe T-shirt site? All mentions of charity are gone now so all profits go to her. I want to make sure she can produce accounts publicly for the dates she said all money was going to charity.
 
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Imagine a corner of the commercial bin out the back of the worst restaurant in your town, that's that stew.
I read this to the tune of That’s Amore.

We really did all lose our shit over that song last year didn’t we. It feels like a fever dream now.
 
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I read this to the tune of That’s Amore.

We really did all lose our shit over that song last year didn’t we. It feels like a fever dream now.
I did too!
Loving a bit of “that’s your stew, that is” as well though

When your stew looks like stagnant water
It don’t look like it ought’ta
That’s a-mole
 
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The big one is 4th March. That's when she gets the £10,000 she raised from the weird fascist t-shirts. That's all going to the Trussell Trust. Anything earned over and above that or in Jock Jack parlance "outwith" that goes to other charities she's yet to reveal.
 
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