Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi

[HotesTilaire]

Lads I’ve personally designed this cute lil guy called BotSlop and I’m getting merch printed up at me MeeTill shop 100% of any profits (after I’ve charged for my time, skillz and recovery) will be donated to someone or other IDK
Pls like and share and BUY!!! Together we can make sure Fack stays in her lane during this sad time

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I had a chat with a colleague today who ...out of the blue ....told me about her arthritis, ADHD and allergy to tomatoes. Naturally I asked them if they had heard of our plucky heroine, and their response was "oh my god, I love Jack Monroe"

Oh duck off

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Christ, she’s turned on Rishi Mate.

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Oooh, that's what he gets for ignoring our smog pixie. We should have warned him.

 

[Whaa?]

We've all noticed she seems to get ill after a tweet-and-delete session. Sometimes I remember something embarrassing/regrettable I've done in the past, it makes me feel a bit sick. I'm currently thinking (and internally cringing) about the time I said "love you, bye" on the phone to my accountant anyway, I wonder if these poorly episodes after her tweetathons are simply embarrassment/shame

It is so you can't ask her about whatever it was without being made to feel like a head because she is NOT WELL.

 

[jenny2603]

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What a shitebag she is. If you've something to say Jack spit it out and stand by it. I realise you're a moral vacuum who just says stuff to get attention and larp as an activist but you know maybe someone out there might develop a degree of respect for you if you tried to conquer your own cowardice for once.

 

[usefullyuseless]

It is so you can't ask her about whatever it was without being made to feel like a head because she is NOT WELL.

How long until there's a 'please leave me alone ' tweet?

 

[Limey]

Has Jack vetted all of her Patreons? Would be interesting to know who Jack is funded by!

Somebody sign up as Vlad, then tweet her with the evidence

 

[help i need some help!]

Posting without comment... oops already done... https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/19953817.southend-army-reserve-centre-briefcase-bomb-scare-cutlery/

 

[JombleWomble]

There was a bomb scare in Southend today… the headline speaks for itself!

Has anyone tipped the police off as to the whereabouts of a suspicious known spoon hoarder? One who has recently publicly advocated for the sharing/use of weapons?

 

[FlirtyThirty]

That makes me so cross. I'm a patreon supporter for a true crime podcast and they do extra episodes for supporters as well as competitions and a book group. They also send out stickers and badges etc. One of the presenters took a break for maternity leave so it wasn't really possible for the co-host to keep the normal podcast and all the extra episodes coming for a while and they were both so apologetic about it. And without (not out with) any need as they always provide so much content. With Jack all you get is vague, empty promises of content or post cards to arrive sometime never.

Crime Junkie? They’re great and you know they’re also doing good work like supporting genetic databases that throw up criminals through familial DNA. Jack could have done so much actual good work, but she can’t see beyond her own nose (or grift)

 

[Elastoblast]

Crime Junkie? They’re great and you know they’re also doing good work like supporting genetic databases that throw up criminals through familial DNA. Jack could have done so much actual good work, but she can’t see beyond her own nose (or grift)

Not crime junkie. Seeing Red which is mainly UK based with some international stuff
with some

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Not crime junkie. Seeing Red which is mainly UK based with some international stuff
with some

Oh how funny that same things going on with both tho. I’ve been looking for a UK crime podcast will check this one out.

A heavily pregnant woman was walking up the tube train I was on earlier leaving what looked like home printed papers about Ukraine situation with details of how you can help & profile of Ukraine journalists etc. And then you have radiator ripper Monroe who does sweet fa except wagon hop and wail and twats PAY HER TO DO IT.

 

[Pavlova]

Not crime junkie. Seeing Red which is mainly UK based with some international stuff
with some

Small Town Murder is

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

The month so far, it has slowed right down but assuming the days where she gains 2/3 new subs is when she’s tweeting dumb tit like got no WiFi

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Small Town Murder is

Spoiler: OT crime podcasts

thanks for these I love a true crime podcast. I also enjoy They Walk amongst Us

 

[skronkywildcat]

There is a podcast recs thread - have a look!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

She's 100% laying the groundwork for a near at hand full-scale ailment meltdown by re-introducing the arthritis cosplay and putting disabled in her bio. How dare you accuse me of being insensitive and shameless? Don't you know that I am 99% of the most autistic you can ever be, you bullying ableist trolls? I ate a particularly sharp piece of toast and now I have an ouchy throat which for some reason prevents me from accepting culpability. Also all my limbs have gone on protest from my severe arthritis so I am only able to tweet with my nose which has not changed in shape over the past two years, no matter what that mendacious cable might say.

 

[Hollaaa]

I LOVE the Echo Essex designer who came up with this, to illustrate the story. If they’re not already “one of us” they should be!

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Missed an opportunity to use a photo of a bowl full of dirty rusty spoons like the world's filthiest key party.
Rug filthy, not good filthy.

 

[EllaEm87]

Typical Jack to ask for retweets from a tweet she’s stolen from someone else and positioned as her own. Wanting to go viral over a war? Bit gauche.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I'm still droning on about my jack-o-like colleague....they spent the afternoon squishing flies that had come from the office plants compost, whilst telling me about their veganism.