And there it is, the cat has been deployed.
Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi
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is this when she lived with allegra and her kid for all of 6 weeks?! so bleeping creepy. that entire relationship was a textbook example of what exactly NOT to do when introducing a new partner to your children
SEND DOGGOS INCOMING.
As opposed to the times when she’s not very well but doesn’t need her publishers to notice?
Ps, have I missed something with the small cat? I’ve been BUSY.
Being trolled by my actual new bras, lads. Send tittos.
Is this to put off emailing the book over again. Love it if so, bravo Jack, bravo
Noooo, that would at least make some kind of sense, but here she was just living with her son and LJC.
This is the same person who boasted about smashing her son's Weetabix to dust to save time warming it, yes?
To be fair though, I often got in a muddle with my lot in the school morning chaos and often just called the youngest, who was as ditzy as duck, Small.
So...LJC was part of the brood? I’m guessing Jack didn’t realise it’s meant to refer to
oh so she was referring to SB and LJC then? totally normal. nothing unsettling about that at all.
She often includes SBs younger half siblings in as 'hers' even though she is neither their mother nor stepmother.
My personal belief (shared by others) is that she does it to wind up their actual mother as she was jealous of her time with SB.
SBs dad separated from her last year and Jack often mentions the two younger kids when it just isn't necessary. The comment she made the other week about sharing a bed and snuggling with a five year old child was almost certainly the younger brother.
When she invited herself onto the caravan holiday last summer she made a point of mentioning all 3 kids. She put up pictures of three mugs of hot chocolate etc and kept saying things like 'our little family '.
Does she refer to her son as SB still? Cos it's a bit insulting to a teenager
There was a phase of calling him youngling, I'm not sure which is worse.
How nice to be able to take to your bed with a book in the middle of a working day.
Don't be gauche, it's probably paid recovery time after her meeting yesterday.
That must have been in a Star Wars phase. Glad to see it didn't continue with her appropriating your culture (assuming you aren't actually a hundred and twenty year old Jazz guitarist).
It certainly wouldn't have been due to being in a Beowulf phase. Although, with the Labour Ward Radiator Incident, maybe she was discreetly alluding to being a little bit Grendel around the edges?
Afternoon, you mithering ninnies. Just popping in from the year 2579 to say that I’ve finished the VBI. It may have taken 557 years to complete but I think you’ll find it’s worth it. I’ve posted an extract below for you, to whet your appetite ready for the full release. Enjoy!
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