Sneak preview of Jacks Wartime Treats book coming soon to all good bookshops.
Jack Monroe #262 Why you cry? No WiFi
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Sneak preview of Jacks Wartime Treats book coming soon to all good bookshops.
Begging you to do this . It would make a great TikTok series . Imagine the reach it would have !
You could call it Colouredlines & MonochromeJack
That is if Jack is still only wearing black (was she ever?)
Will this tip be included in the thriftgrift? Is it frugal? Will Jack quote herself as the source?
Do we think Knitting Jack has come out play and is busy knitting balaclavas, gloves and socks for the troops? Not sure which troops but some hopeless squig will find their Queen some. 
I don't think Jack knows the meaning of unctuous. Did she really mean to describe her egg as oily, greasy or soapy?
ETA She really doesn't know. I've just googled 'Jack Monroe unctuous' and found many examples. "Unctuous strawberry jam" indeed!
ETA She really doesn't know. I've just googled 'Jack Monroe unctuous' and found many examples. "Unctuous strawberry jam" indeed!
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Jack Monroe in moment of honesty shock.
Jack in the RAF is a terrifying thought, she can't do bleeping roundabouts!
Why has she got such an interest in following the same career path as her dad and brother?!
And also: I’m fully expecting some bastardised version of traditional Ukrainian food sat on a plate that’s conveniently positioned on a map that she has as a background for photographing slop.
Bloody hell sorry about the same multiple posts, my phone was having a chaos of its own!
she’s a personality leech! see also: talking like she raised foster care children single handedly, copying allegra’s quirky posh cluttered shithole aesthetic, starting her own ‘good news’ twitter when engaged to the most recent Mrs J, her own uncanny valley attempt at recreating nigellas writing style after Mom showed her just the slightest bit of attention …i’m sure there are so many more examples. It’s like her soul is a black void.
John Lewis have just emailed customers to inform them they’re ending the never knowingly undersold promise, could this be the end of Jackie’s longest relationship to date? 
Can't reply because its on another thread but that pic is giving me Sideshow Bob crossed with Ronald Macdonald
I absolutely believe that she did. Jack doesn’t use adjectives like other people do.
Setting aside the price angle (lol), who drinks 750ml juice a day??? No wonder she keeps getting toothache...
I don't ever recall seeing juice in her £20 shops. Omitting it must have been a mistake rather than for her own nefarious purposes...
I'm not a mother, so I'll ask those of you who are: is it common to forget how many children you have?
"I'm not very well at all" . As opposed to what, exactly?!
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