Jack Monroe #26 Jack be bitter, Jack be quick, Jack stop being such a dick.

[Bellybutton lint]

You're both right, she's edited it to make herself look thinner and there goes my sympathy for her once again. She's trying to look thin and poorly to gain sympathy and attention isn't she? No other reason why she would do that.

Again this is a JM ploy. If it is to increase books sales etc, I have no idea, but she knows what she is doing.

 

[Silver Linings]

Now I know this will shock you, fraus, but the tweet has been deleted.

 

[Passive_Aggressive_Lemon]

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I just can’t get my head around the odd choice of outfit, why a really badly fitting sports bra and a strange skort type thing that you’d have worn in a pe class Surely if you’re doing these sorts of photos you’d either wear nice matching gym clothing or matching lingerie or something, not something that looks like it’s come out of lost property Doesn’t do her any favours, not to mention the awful photoshop job, looks very obvious

The only thing I can think of is that maybe the sports bra thing is her ex’s. It’s definitely not the right size as it comes down so low on her body. Maybe she’s trying to send a message. I could be completely wrong - but you are right, it’s a bizarre choice of clothes.

 

[AmTellinYa]

Slightly off topic but as a fairly infrequent poster (though that seems to be changing) I just wanted to let you hausfraus know how wonderful I think you all are - as someone who struggles with MH issues (I actually think it's quite telling that a lot of us on this thread suffer, and were originally fans of Jack but got disillusioned) it's really helped me to see people from all walks of life come together online and be so supportive. I genuinely think if Jack looked a bit deeper rather than just screaming 'TROLLS!' she would really benefit from being part of such a lovely community. Big love to everyone! X

Couldn't agree more with this. I came to Tattle after an influencer had a meltdown over the site being full of vile bullies (not Jack) and I was surprised to find a thread for her as I had always liked her, my eyes were well and truly opened! But more than that I was amazed at how lovely and supportive and warm and just fabulous the people on this particular thread of posts are. I'm glad I'm a nosey witch because I wouldn't have found you lovely group if I wasn't!

 

[I steal names]

I want to take the internet and all her smartphones away from her and give her one of these...

She had one of those during a prior time she was going to quit SM! I admit I'd struggle without my phone, I use it for sat nav, keeping in contact with schools, my friends/family etc. But you have to know when to put it down and live outside your screen.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

It's a different sideboard. She mentioned this one when she first Instagramed photos of the blue one. She said she was going to swap them over.

Maybe she has 3 and uses them in rotation?

 

[Bellybutton lint]

Ohhhhh my old boy just ordered Burger King. Guess ham got to him. Tee hee

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Reading the Twitter comments on these photos - god the pervs have really emerged from the bushes haven't they?

I wouldn't find reading the majority of those flattering, they're stomach turning and icky

 

[Aquamarina]

Hello you lovely cabal of fellow ‘trolls‘ I’m an infrequent poster but regular lurker. I’d just like to echo the love to @Begborrowsteal, your ex sounds like a shitebag of the highest order and I’m so sorry you’ve had such a crappy time dealing with his tit. We all have your back here and are always here to listen whenever you’d like to vent.
Aside from that, do keep up the highly entertaining work ladies. We’re not bad for a bunch of beef-faced, incel witches are we?

 

[Andie_H]

I HAVE CAUGHT UP

I am all wowed out and my haha button is almost at peak usage!

Hausfraus I thank you for ALL the entertainment (and lovely emojis) now I need to do the eating thing .

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

It's a different sideboard. She mentioned this one when she first Instagramed photos of the blue one. She said she was going to swap them over.

Ah. Only a grand spent on things to rub one's sweaty arse over, then, instead of £500 on one and some grey paint. Excellent financial planning instead of paying the Self Assessment second payment for the year in case something crops up like company tax determination and £200 plus 10% late filing penalties prior to the 21/22 full payment for both years' personal taxation on 31 January.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Ah. Only a grand spent on things to rub one's sweaty arse over

I can imagine this being one of those random out of context snippets Jack uses to illustrate how horrible we are:
'They said my arse was sweaty'.

 

[Hunty]

JESUS H CHRIST, I step away for a few because the page is quiet and I'm not feeling too great and then I come back to this and 11 pages to catch up on, clearly the thread strayed too far from Jack and this is our punishment I might need to step away for a bit while my stomach and eyes recover, I may see you all eventually ... Maybe...

 

[Lemonjelly]

Been out all day, saw the photos and quelle horreur. My eyes! Then rushed over here to check that eye bleach was indeed needed. Whoever said granny porn up-post nailed it. That skirt! Those bumps! The top with the booby eye bits below the boobs! Just screams desperate. It's also very sad.

 

[Starsanddaggers]

Smack head chic should be left in the nineties, Jack.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Ah. Only a grand spent on things to rub one's sweaty arse over, then, instead of £500 on one and some grey paint. Excellent financial planning instead of paying the Self Assessment second payment for the year in case something crops up like company tax determination and £200 plus 10% late filing penalties prior to the 21/22 full payment for both years' personal taxation on 31 January.

She lives a truly luxurious lifestyle where Patreon / tip jar will cover such emergency expenses within the hour. Could you imagine having such a resource at your fingertips?!

Funnily today - despite us only being 2 months (I think?) - into this tax year I am already trying to roughly estimate our additional tax burden. Should just curate a Twitter alter ego so I could spend it all instead

 

[Cbacooking]

The photo looks strange behind her left ankle too, why do you need to photoshop your ankle?

 

[Jelly Bean]

Must be so tiring being Jack.

 

[Cbacooking]

What’s this about ‘only fans’ I’ve seen it crop up a few times, as in not her main board. I don’t understand twitter though.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The photo looks strange behind her left ankle too, why do you need to photoshop your ankle?

It's because she's a bit sloppy with the application of the smoothing tool which she used over her entire legs.