Mom gives away her recipes for free on the internet, so does THAT MAN. It's only Jack that believes she should have smoke blown up her arse for it. What a terrible clown she is.I don't think it's just the lockdown show, I think it's jealousy all round. She doesn't like seeing others campaign successfully, which is why she never supports others' campaigns in any way, even when they align with her supposed causes. She hates the fact that he's male, successful and now more well off than she'll ever be. He left school with less GCSEs than Jack did but has done 1000 times better. She hates seeing others do well basically.
Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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Christ. I don't think I've ever felt sorry for a landlord before but here we are. Imagine getting this call after months of 'bounced' rent:
Jack: "Hi. My loft hatch is open"
Landlord: "Ok. Have you tried closing it?"
Jack: "I'm far too smol
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Landlord: "Could you try standing on a sideboard?"
Jack: "I CAN'T I've got MASSIVE TITS and ARTHRITIS and my wife LEFT
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Jack: "Hi. My loft hatch is open"
Landlord: "Ok. Have you tried closing it?"
Jack: "I'm far too smol
"Landlord: "Could you try standing on a sideboard?"
Jack: "I CAN'T I've got MASSIVE TITS and ARTHRITIS and my wife LEFT
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That Man is definitely an itch she likes to scratch. It’s like - let it go. It’s been nearly two years, besides which, she got DKL, yep she performed poorly with hilariously disgusting attempts at food, but at the time she got what she wanted! If she’s still bitter (which she clearly is) it’s so small to cling on to these perceived misjustices, which should be left in the past. It’s about growing and developing as an adult.
It’s a petty little obsession, and I’d bet a pan full of mung beans that Jamie Oliver does not afford her the same headspace.
Over on Instagram...
Has anyone else been watching the new programme on C4 with Jamie Oliver? I'm really enjoying it. It's home cooks/chefs pitching a cookbook to him/his publisher and cooking one of the dishes from it for the judging panel to try.
Jack could never. As a contestant I mean, not a judge! There was a guy who calls himself The Skint Roofer doing budget dishes that looked really nice.
Plus one of the judges is Georgina Hayden who I only learned about from these threads - she's fab!
Jack could never. As a contestant I mean, not a judge! There was a guy who calls himself The Skint Roofer doing budget dishes that looked really nice.
Plus one of the judges is Georgina Hayden who I only learned about from these threads - she's fab!
They’re not even good recipes, if you want people to pay you you need to produce something they actually want. She just arses around with beans and tinned fish in various combinations and nobody wants that.
Just been googling a bit and came across this
amandajhodgson.wordpress.com
Basically, a years’ old account of Jack getting completely the wrong end of the stick (being too thick to read properly) and setting her flying monkeys on a journalist. There’s a couple of links to follow, but seems she always was a nasty entitled bit of work.
Jack Monroe – Books, tea, fleeces, Jesus.
Posts about Jack Monroe written by Amanda Hodgson
amandajhodgson.wordpress.com
Basically, a years’ old account of Jack getting completely the wrong end of the stick (being too thick to read properly) and setting her flying monkeys on a journalist. There’s a couple of links to follow, but seems she always was a nasty entitled bit of work.
Grunking but why is the rice “not pictured” and never pictured? Even on her complete meal pictures? Is it because she doesn’t actually make rice but just wants a cheap way to bump up calories to stop us mithering? Hmmmm
She's such a bleep. Sorry MancBee but she is. There's no other way to describe her sometimes / most of the time.Not sure whether to laugh, cry or silently rip a radiator off the wall.
This comment on its own is too harsh to here's a wee timeline cleanser
She has such a weird OAP palate- lemon curd, fish paste, beans.
Gogglebox on C4 (anyone know any exec types there?) just mentioned inflation and the impact on low incomes. No mention of Jack or the Vexed Bean Index
Still not fixed her website then! Cos the links on this don’t bloody work!Just been googling a bit and came across this
Jack Monroe – Books, tea, fleeces, Jesus.
Posts about Jack Monroe written by Amanda Hodgson
Basically, a years’ old account of Jack getting completely the wrong end of the stick (being too thick to read properly) and setting her flying monkeys on a journalist. There’s a couple of links to follow, but seems she always was a nasty entitled bit of work.
Here in the US, pro-smol pixie articles made a brief tour through the FB pages of some young self-described socialists I happen to know. They were all excited about her not-quite-half-baked, Twitter-sourced inflation index. I may have been pointedly skeptical as this sort of thing is somewhat in my professional wheelhouse.
I was told that I should ‘educate myself’ about this paragon of poverty. So I did.
Howdy!
Also, nobody forces you to accept money from strangers. All of this 'buy me a coffee' stuff is basically fine. If you produce something that people are willing to pay you for, all good.
Jack doesn't do that.
Jack doesn't do that.
Oh this is amazing. Excellent job educating yourself - you must be as excited as we are for the Violent Beanfarts Index??Here in the US, pro-smol pixie articles made a brief tour through the FB pages of some young self-described socialists I happen to know. They were all excited about her not-quite-half-baked, Twitter-sourced inflation index. I may have been pointedly skeptical as this sort of thing is somewhat in my professional wheelhouse.
I was told that I should ‘educate myself’ about this paragon of poverty. So I did.
Howdy!
What makes your spoiler point even more delicious is that I am almost 100% sure she has an account here and has been commenting here slagging Jack off. But has no bollocks whatsoever to say it to her face because of the exact reason you state.
Face it - minor grifter - she ain’t gonna f**k you, although that’s more likely than her sharing any of your content/output!
FFS the Guardian online is a free newspaper, Wikipedia is a whole free encyclopaedia, it’s so not the same ya prune.
@Veronicaaa thank you for the timeline cleanser, listening now, what a beautiful, dreamy song.
Welcome and sorry a small section of your country has fallen prey to the JM lunacy. We've tried our best but whole swathes of Britain have lost their minds too, like Covid we can't contain it.Here in the US, pro-smol pixie articles made a brief tour through the FB pages of some young self-described socialists I happen to know. They were all excited about her not-quite-half-baked, Twitter-sourced inflation index. I may have been pointedly skeptical as this sort of thing is somewhat in my professional wheelhouse.
I was told that I should ‘educate myself’ about this paragon of poverty. So I did.
Howdy!
I don't get any of the buy me stuff. If I can't afford a coffee I don't buy a coffee and i wait till I get home, same goes for if I don't have money I get a job that pays me money. I don't ask for it, unless I am in dire need!
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