I am breathless with anticipation. The Methodology section should be unlike anything I have ever seen. I truly cannot wait for her to release it for peer review.
Jack Monroe #259 “I’m alright Jack” Monroe
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I was owl champagne at the "it's not all about you, you know!" comment. About jam, of all things.
Some of us OAPs might just take exception to this… bloody cheek!
A thousand apologies Betty. I am of course referring to the penshies of my youth. Scone shoes, weird hats and odd jars were their signature.Some of us OAPs might just take exception to this… bloody cheek!
Do you know which Billy (other than our beloved macropixie Bellend, obvs) would never stoop so low as to sing with Jack? Billy Idol.
Tonight a little grifter a-came griftin to my door
Tonight a little grifter was clawing at the floor
She said 'I've got COVID, this pigeon's a glove
And I need more money, I haven't enough'
Because
In the midnight hour
She cried poor, poor, poor
With a tin rattle
She cried more, more, more
Wowwwwwww
Tonight a little grifter a-came griftin to my door
Tonight a little grifter was clawing at the floor
She said 'I've got COVID, this pigeon's a glove
And I need more money, I haven't enough'
Because
In the midnight hour
She cried poor, poor, poor
With a tin rattle
She cried more, more, more
Wowwwwwww
Ah yeah - sorry, don’t worry about her links though, it’s nothing we haven’t read before. The others tell the story!Still not fixed her website then! Cos the links on this don’t bloody work!
Grunking but unable to contain myself
Same, Coops. Same.
Same, Coops. Same.
Us re. Nigella, “See, Billy Idol gets it, I don’t know why she doesn’t get it”.
I very much resent her trying to compare herself to Wikipedia, which I personally have a monthly donation to because it is such a universal goddamn bleeping internet treasure. While she doesn't even know what beans are which. MAYBE YOU NEED TO USE WIKIPEDIA YOURSELF MORE OFTEN JACK.
Thread title nomination: Jack Monroe 260: doesn't even know what beans are which.
I do actually like lemon curd and I have several weird hats though ….
Has she done anything fun with SB this week over half term? Nope, just beans and tit talk.
I'm so glad the lad lives in a normal home with his dad.
I'm so glad the lad lives in a normal home with his dad.
Jwck is grossly offensive about JO and whoever runs his social media accounts can't even be bothered to block her.
That must really piss off Jack.
She really is an insufferable boob.
I tell ya now, if I was her landlord and she rang me about that hatch, having missed her rent payment I’d be giving her a round of fucks! Just pop it back in place you absolute walloping buffoon.
Absolutely this! AND he has worked his arse off and knows what he is talking about - and his recipes actually work and taste of something other than rinsed beans or spaghetti hoops!
I have no idea who Wendy is, but is she suggesting that people went round her house and threatened her to make her start grifting?
And do you know what really boils my beans? So called budget chefs who don't include the cost of fuel in their price calculations, or assume someone has move than one saucepan or has more than one hob or has access to a kitchen where they can while away the day slow drying mushrooms.
Probably because he laid a claim to Southend with his Friday night show… a show that was RIGHTFULLY HERS as a local.
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