Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack

[HotesTilaire]

Questions as I catch up

1. Are camping gas canisters really cheaper than central heating?
2. Bananas are full of natural sugars? As are tinned prunes (assuming the syrupy kind)

Actually maybe that's it apart from the eternal why

1. Hell NO
2. Yes, yes they are

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

So not sold but pawned this time

There is not one honest bone in her body.

 

[Tabitha D]

Two things - she's obviously concentrating more on the other slogans, rather than Dead People Cant Riot. She's also changing the terms of the donation unilaterally so that people who thought they were giving money to the TT now find themselves giving money elsewhere.

View attachment 1036624

But is the £10,000 proceeds or profits? How much will actually be donated? (Seems a conveniently round number). And to whom?? Which other charities?? Some transparency is needed here, and some evidence.

 

[Shawads]

What's her obsession with death?!

Generates headlines?

 

[Scotty1976]

Thread title suggestion , Papa don't preach I'm in Trussell deep.

 

[Thank(space)you]

Generates headlines?

But she doesn't write the headlines. Except when she does

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

View attachment 1037528

Shameful bastard. Its the brexit tins all over again. First she induces scaremongering, second she is richbabd hoarding goods that poor people would be better of with and thirdly she encourages her thick followers to do the same. bleep.

 

[FrumpyCat]

View attachment 1037209

I say this all the time but politi Jack is one of the funniest.

Let's look at slum landlords who let at the maximum rate they can get benefits for their properties are damp and hard to heat.

How about nationalising the private rented sector?. A reversal of rtb and extend it to all private landlords.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

I think so. Are these the fish.... Bones? View attachment 1037938

Who was it who wished for the return of Slop? Well, I hope you're happy!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She'll be hoping the squigs ask about her shaking hands. That's why she uploaded the video.

 

[Shawads]

Ooh I wonder if her friend coming round tonight is a ragtag nerd helping her sift through the receipts people helpfully sent, and compiling the Index.
She must be half way to completion by now. She's probably just being modest by not giving updates.
#humbleJack

#saucyjack (another one for spinal tap fans)

 

[Justacatindisguise]

She'll be hoping the squigs ask about her shaking hands. That's why she uploaded the video.

Yep, can't afford to put the heating on and her poor arthritic hands wah wah wah

 

[Orphan_Black]

But is the £10,000 proceeds or profits? How much will actually be donated? (Seems a conveniently round number). And to whom?? Which other charities?? Some transparency is needed here, and some evidence.

WE NEED RECEIPTS!!!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Okay that’s stages one and two in one night: suck up to Asda & depression is back. Soon it’s be the Bloody Invisible Index.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Thread title nomination

Lights off, antique cutlery out...

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Yep, can't afford to put the heating on and her poor arthritic hands wah wah wah

Not to mention the pressure of the past few weeks - all on one tiny smol pixie who never asked to be the chosen one

 

[skronkywildcat]

Slop everywhere (from this week’s Phoenix comic).

 

[Shawads]

View attachment 1037209

Does she mean and not privatise the energy companies?

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

She's probably just bought the kids ones . And she does have big hands, we know this!

View attachment 1037600

Monster munch hands (sorry its a bit mean).
As you can see, she has replaced mushroom dust with monster munch dust.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Lights off, antique cutlery out...

or Knives out 2.... the revenge of the manky fishslices