Probably trembling with the short-lived thrill of acquisition.
So very little taste, so very Matt much money
Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack
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So very little taste, so very Matt much money
I find it really weird that she won't just give the ugly watch to her kid. Like I know it's because he's at his real home and hasn't seen the ugly watch yet and doesn't want it but still.
I really like those shoes too, but it's sending me that she's on her tippy-toes, I've never noticed that in that pic before! 
also, I couldn't wear them anyway cos my shins and ankles still haven't forgiven me for the ballet pump years 2005-2011
also, I couldn't wear them anyway cos my shins and ankles still haven't forgiven me for the ballet pump years 2005-2011
I can now! 
Was going to grunk but what’s the point?
Another thread looms, innuendo all over the place, Poca seems to have forgotten who stars in Pulp Fiction and Jack is wearing some nice shoes that would quite frankly look like I had poured sausage meat into them if I put them on. Why do some people always have lovely ankles no matter how many horrid watches theybuy get given?
Another thread looms, innuendo all over the place, Poca seems to have forgotten who stars in Pulp Fiction and Jack is wearing some nice shoes that would quite frankly look like I had poured sausage meat into them if I put them on. Why do some people always have lovely ankles no matter how many horrid watches they
I wonder if the ballet pump years are why my feet are so screwed now?I really like those shoes too, but it's sending me that she's on her tippy-toes, I've never noticed that in that pic before!
also, I couldn't wear them anyway cos my shins and ankles still haven't forgiven me for the ballet pump years 2005-2011
There's also the tippy toes pic of her at that lectern, can't remember the event, long pleated skirt and possibly a jumper, her Academic Bjork era.
I'm not surprised. You were obviously referring to the ancient king of England, Denmark and Norway.
From what I remember from her Facebook page, she was eligible for Income Support but ' Mummy works', so was crafting and claiming tax credits, which was very hit and miss and caused the problems. Everyone implored her not to do that, and to claim the income support that she could have at the time due to the age of her son. It would have been a straightforward claim. It was at that point that the alarm bells rang, not only about why someone would see their 2 year old child go hungry and cold just to be able to say to them ' mummy works' , but also the constant repetition of the same spiel, and ignoring the advice of those in a similar position of being unemployed with a toddler. And here I am, at least 10 years later, and nothing has changed, as she still won't listen to those who know better!
We all know what the next thread title is going to be, but in an alternative universe, this would surely be the front runner.
They are but if she's still off the sauce, she should have steadied up by now?
She has scary thumbs
1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl...NAMED JACK
Ooooh I thought it was you kingy- B but I summoned you in the past for the wrong reasons (Facebook makeup Jack I think)
Feck off carrot
It's she on the pop again?Her hand is shaking so badly in the video
Nom nom nominate
Of course she is dear heart, I'm sure we all remember that Jack gives all speeches en pointe because of her rigorous ballet training.I really like those shoes too, but it's sending me that she's on her tippy-toes, I've never noticed that in that pic before!
Apologies if it has already been said but, if these pears are too smol, even for her smol hands, why did she buy them?? I buy pears every single week and they are about 3 times the size of that, and v cheap. If you are using a camping stove and have 34 quid in the bank (ignoring the 5k+ payday you've had in the last a few days, plus PayPal donations) why would you waste your money on tiny pears that you clearly don't want?!
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