Grunking far behind but Jack off on a tangent and TT not being up for it reminds me of Alan getting his radio play (A Glowering Glassblower This Way Comes) taken off by the furious lady with the pen and clipboard.
Jack Monroe #253 What a tiny little life, Jack
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So Jack is mining other peoples truly sad stories for tit poetry again?
also come on, you can afford a couple of potatoes for mash for your son. Don’t be a dick.
also come on, you can afford a couple of potatoes for mash for your son. Don’t be a dick.
Ahhh vintage Monroe
She's setting the scene to explain why the index doesn't arrive next week
Ah but she has to stay "on-brand" as the face of UK austerity. I can't believe nobody has called her out for saying that, but then again her comments (unlike the lights) are always turned firmly OFF
She hasn’t been nominated for the food and drink awards, wonder why 
Yes, nothing as entertaining as Mrs Gloss on Facebook for me, just a perpetual moan and a refusal to listen to advice! That Facebook account disappeared as soon as she became known, possibly because it didn't fit her media narrative.Ooooh I thought it was you kingy- B but I summoned you in the past for the wrong reasons (Facebook makeup Jack I think)
Feck off carrot
She’s not a brand, she’s just a person waiting for a friend to call
She has probably just bought it on eBay/Gumtree/auction house. Splash that cash.
It's actually more Eva Peron now I see it in all its glory #mood
Score jack , shoes and outfit I like, twice in one thread
Plus the willow pattern DMs much to my eternal chagrin.
Grunkaing, but it's the equivalent of my daughter saying she needs the toilet when I ask her to do anything. By the time she's done, the matter is conveniently forgotten by her, and she can slope off to her room to watch TikTok.
She definitely looks better in the sitting down picture. Like a lady's portrait from days of yore.
The trainers with this skirt are hilarious, I'm a big fan of trainers with everything but this just screams "I'm just going to take the bins out before I go to the party, I'll just stick on my skankys'
Half an hour later 'oh tit, I forgot to change
into me party daps'
Looking for poetry? That's it! Right there!
Lololololol
Do we share the same child?
Although mine always has to do 'homework' whenever there's a chore needs doing.
Whatever happened to jack's tiktok? Could be a good platform for a poetry reading
That's the night she's at the Parazone and Toilet Brush Awards.She hasn’t been nominated for the food and drink awards, wonder why
Imma write a book. Probably mount a few of my photos and design a range from my school art work . Mug anyone?
Oh I've just realised that ballache is pronounced boll ake not balla shay
Hoping to take home the golden stool for services to popularising squatty potties, in the non-essential bathroom furniture category.
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