Max tier is £44 plus VAT a monthThing is, that’s a minimum - we just know that there will be a few paying the maximum, especially after fluffy-brained Nigella’s endorsement (). Does anyone know what the maximum tier is?
And Nigella really should have caveated her recommendation - no doubt some people will have been encouraged to give more than they could afford on the basis of her tweet. Some of them probably significantly less well off than Jack.
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She has been on Patreon since 2017 and there are only 16 patreon only posts. That's shocking!
The squigs are all on there thanking Nigella for showing them the way
The squigs are all on there thanking Nigella for showing them the way
Do you know what? duck Nigella.
I hope this rains tit on her and she has to publicly apologise to those people.
I hope this rains tit on her and she has to publicly apologise to those people.
For what though exactly?! What privilege are these people supposedly getting for that top tier price???A picture of slop
Sweet FA same as the others. Can’t even be bothered to grunk, had a look on my phone and saw the Patreon figures. WTF
It's showing as £44 but you can customise if you'd like to waste more.
ETA - too slow.
ETA - too slow.
Thing is, that’s a minimum - we just know that there will be a few paying the maximum, especially after fluffy-brained Nigella’s endorsement (
And Nigella really should have caveated her recommendation - no doubt some people will have been encouraged to give more than they could afford on the basis of her tweet. Some of them probably significantly less well off than Jack.
Yeah, assuming 540 subs if we apply a higher blended avg of say… £5 it goes up to £2.4k. If we assume a lower platform fee of 2% it goes up again to £2.6k.Thing is, that’s a minimum - we just know that there will be a few paying the maximum, especially after fluffy-brained Nigella’s endorsement (
And Nigella really should have caveated her recommendation - no doubt some people will have been encouraged to give more than they could afford on the basis of her tweet. Some of them probably significantly less well off than Jack.
As this month is so significant will do another matrix of minimum to maximum payment. But remembering some people will have signed up for an annual so anything we come up with will still be understated.
Indeed. The more she comes under the spotlight, the more people will look into her “story”. (I think we’ve already got some new posters the last few days - it happens every time Jack has one of her chaises). And at best it’s a *very* inconsistent story, even her most avid supporters will not be able to deny that. At worst - well, all the receipts are in these threads. It doesn’t make for pleasant reading.
I give it 6 months before any comeback happens with the non existent patreon perks. In the meantime Jack is raking it in. People who are thinking that they are doing good will be dismissed, told that they are picking on a poorly person doing their best etc
The blue tickers won’t say anything because they don’t want to be looked like fools and they might not want the attention for whatever reason. Like Nigella ? Who actively supported a scammer.
All Jack had to do, really was be honest and give people what they were paying for. She wasn’t digging coal.
The blue tickers won’t say anything because they don’t want to be looked like fools and they might not want the attention for whatever reason. Like Nigella ? Who actively supported a scammer.
All Jack had to do, really was be honest and give people what they were paying for. She wasn’t digging coal.
Did I dream it or did she used to have a top tier that was more than that where you had to test out her recipes for her? At least that seems to have gone.
She'll be flinging the sideboards round the dining room again as we speak, creating a new 'studio' to fulfill her Patreon Promises. If they're very, very lucky, they might get something one time before they get nothing ever again
LJC....
I am starting my own Patron for just £1 a month Fraus I promise to hold her accountable at least once a month with FACTS on twitter ..
£2 will see you receive a personal screenshot...
For a premium of £4 I will secretly work in a tattle reference into said tweets and have you
and 
But actually I won't... I will instead do all this FOR FREE and be smol and poor because I am not a total con artist.
She seems to have scrapped the £5 band. It's now £7.50. That's inflation for you.
She did. She also threatened to come to your home and cook.
She just won't give a damn about her new Patreons because in her narc mind, she's earned it. Every little plaudit. It's her right.
Remember her hysteria about THAT MAN and howling he was up in her niche, "her life's work".
Remember her hysteria about THAT MAN and howling he was up in her niche, "her life's work".
Of all the numerous photographs she has posted in all these years, I’d bleeping struggle to round up 10 that were worth paying for. She’d better be in that studio right now wrapping string round veg or whatever silly tit she’s nicking from Pinterest or whatever.
I remember this, I’m sure one of our forensic Fraus documented it on an old thread
Sorry just to be clear - blended average meaning some are on £3.50, some £5, some £10+ etc but it all averages out to something like £5/6/7/whatever per head so we can use that rate * subs = an estimate.
When we had the matrix looking at annual income the annual memberships didn’t really matter as we could account for their discounted per month charge in the ambiguity of a blended avg, but in this instance we’re bound to under estimate her actual income for that particular month as I couldn’t even hazard a guess as to the % of signups that would be annual…?
Yes, I think she did. They had to provide everything like the ingredients and absorb the cost of fuel if I remember correctly. My mother used to work with Marguerite Patten with the campaign around cooking with rations and it was paid for. She had her photo taken and used in cookbooks etc
I don’t know if it’s a done thing now.
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