Eggy and sliceable with a bread knife I reckon...
Eggy and sliceable with a bread knife I reckon...But it would thicken in the oven.
This caught me completely off guard, I’d just taken a big mouthful of tea and just snorted out loud. Bravo!Jack Monroe IS A HUMAN BIN FIRE STOP GIVING HER ALL YOUR CASH YOU FUCKWIT SQUIGS
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With her latest burglary, squigs were helpfully tagging Essex police so presumably they would do the same if there was any need for the fire brigade. Which might be a bit embarrassing for Daddy dearest . Tbh that’s the only reason I don’t think she will take inspiration of any kind from that tweet .I've always thought of her as a modern day Fagin.....but Scrooge McDuck has me
Scrooge McDuck...doesn't give a fuck...diving into her piles of patron!
I wish people wouldn't give her ideas.. call me a cynic but this seems like the next future faux trauma possibility now it has been mentioned
Oh I know & agree, absolutely no offence taken, and often find ppl are very much like this wrt clothing especially, like ppl can be very dismissive and deem it shallow/a waste of money as a £2.30 top is just the same blah blah blah.Absolutely agree, and what I am talking about doesn’t apply to Jack (seeing as she pleads poverty most of the time, spends Patreon and PayPal money shamelessly and desperately wants to own her own home).
However, people do have the choice to spend their money according to their own principles. There is a thread on here where posters go on and on about how the person in question shouldn’t “fritter their money away on shite for their home or on meals out, they should save for a holiday or a house”. But the thing is, not everyone views holidays or owning homes as status items. This person is very honest about being happy in their current home and never says they want to go on holiday. Why does it matter if people spend their money differently?
It is the same as shopping at different shops. Iceland may be filled with more processed food (which is not the devil’s creation) than other shops, but it serves an essential role in many locations and for many people. On the other hand, some people would rather economise in other areas of their lives so they can buy more expensive items in Sainsburys or M & S.
Obviously we are not talking about those with no disposable income here (which is an entirely different post) but I think it is just really easy to apply our own internalised ideals to what we think everyone wants to do in terms of spending, cooking, living, educating. Is home-owning the ideal? Is going on a holiday the ideal? Is owning most of JL? I don’t know.
This isn’t meant to be antagonistic, just a thought. Sorry if offence is taken, it isn’t meant like that.
I totally agree, but the way she will reason it is that Jack IS helping lots of people.....by sitting on Twitter all day.Bloody hell Nigella! Let's imagine for a second that we live in an alternate universe where Jack Monroe pays her taxes, cooks nice food and can do sums properly. I would still object to someone like Nigella with such a huge platform (2.7m Twitter followers, I just checked) encouraging people to donate in support of a single individual, rather than a charity that helps lots of people.
The money that's been added to Jack's coffers today could have gone so far to help so many people and that's what makes me so angry.
Thread title suggestionScrooge McDuck...doesn't give a f*ck...diving into her piles of patron!
One can only hope....but then again...With her latest burglary, squigs were helpfully tagging Essex police so presumably they would do the same if there was any need for the fire brigade. Which might be a bit embarrassing for Daddy dearest . Tbh that’s the only reason I don’t think she will take inspiration of any kind from that tweet .
Then again, it’s Jack, so who fucking knows
I wonder if Nigella actually realises what she's asked people to donate toBloody hell Nigella! Let's imagine for a second that we live in an alternate universe where Jack Monroe pays her taxes, cooks nice food and can do sums properly. I would still object to someone like Nigella with such a huge platform (2.7m Twitter followers, I just checked) encouraging people to donate in support of a single individual, rather than a charity that helps lots of people.
The money that's been added to Jack's coffers today could have gone so far to help so many people and that's what makes me so angry.
Come on KimI wonder if Nigella is gonna get some kickback when the postcards, recipes and Patreon promises fail to materialise? Let's face it most of these new subs have come directly from her endorsement.
https://giphy.com/3ohs7QGeVoV5xhULOUI can't believe what I am seeing.
I've vented at length to Mr Bisha tonight who, after my tirade, went silent and scrolled grimly for half an hour.
He then turned to me with haunted eyes and whispered the catchphrase of the newly-minted Herr: What the FUCK?!
He's an accountant and honestly if he doesn't screech "Stop getting spreadsheets wrong!" in the general direction of Southend tonight, none will be more surprised than I.
I wonder if Nigella even runs her own social media, or if someI wonder if Nigella actually realises what she's asked people to donate to
Thing is, that’s a minimum - we just know that there will be a few paying the maximum, especially after fluffy-brained Nigella’s endorsement (When our records began in feb 2021 she was at 346, it’s been downhill from there until now.
402 = £1,238 absolute minimum, assuming everyone is on the £3.50 tier and Patreon charge her the top end of fees at 12%. Formula below for anyone who wants to keep the thread updated through this insanity as I’ll likely be AWAY/BUSY
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ETA - Fucking hell the rate this is going up! 427 = £1.3k min
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