Jack Monroe #249 Smart Price Custard Denier

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Wonder if sir Matt of the forearms wasn’t incapacitated, whether he would comment?
I imagine he would might want to but would just silently thank LJC that the naughty duo days are forever over and watch her chaos from a distance ?

Bet the chef WhatsApp groups have been busy tho
 
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Funny you should mention Nathan Barley as I was just thinking about this the other day - this latest twitter chaos demonstrates beyond a doubt that (to quote Dan Ashcroft) “the idiots are winning”. 😕
Twitter chaoses have strong Trashbat energy. The Nathan Barley DVD cover opened the wrong way around and there was a little message inside, "bleeping with your head, yeah?" - that pops into my mind every time Mackie seems to be getting away with abject nonsense.
 
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No idea where this will land because I'm 15 pages behind, but I swear Jack's said more than once that Smart Price peanut butter has been discontinued, but look what I found earlier today.
I also went down the rice aisle, and there were several managers working down there, which seemed odd. There was plenty of 45p rice, but very little of the mid range and more expensive stuff. I buy the 35p microwave pouches, because I'm tit at cooking rice, and would rather have something edible on the rare occasions I eat it.
 

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for some light relief, let's see what our favourite sexy literal retail expert is up to...

oh. I regret to inform you that dresserman is a motivational quote guy 😖

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It's almost like he's channeling Jack... Do what you can - she's the tin can chef, with what you have... only asda, where you are - Shoeburyness. 😱😱😱
 
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Sadly the types that are signing up mostly don't care/don't even want any junk shite in the letterbox from Jack. It's just their own little piece of performative poverty porn *activism* for Twitter
Why not donate to a food bank instead of this naked racketeering charlatan though! I always knew a lot of people are bleeping stupid but donating to a wealthy, compared to many, 🛎🔚 ? I just hope they are donating the equivalent to their local starving people but somehow i doubt it, unless its visible on SM they wont bother and will think giving it to Jack is job done. While she orders another pile of shite from John Lewis or Ebay
 
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I really think some of these squigs will be paying £50-100 a month. I bet Nigella is. She could be on thousands a month for doing absolutely duck all.
 
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For the next thread title should we all decide on something informative so anyone googling will see it? Something like "Gets at least £X per month just for existing"?
 
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Did anyone get a Mr Frosty? I have never met anyone who did but lots of people who desperately wanted one.

Reckon it was all a massive marketing campaign and they never actually made one.
Can confirm that all my childhood dreams came true this Christmas when my husband gifted me a Mr Frosty at age 33.
 
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Blimey... If even a few of those new subs are paying £10 she's going to be absolutely loaded!

Hopefully people will note the lack of postcards etc.

Although seems lots of supporting her "activism" rather than doing it to her stuff.
 
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Hello! Few month lurker here flushed out of lurking due to grift induced rage. Been enjoying reading along here the last few months. Found tattle after following Jack for a few years on twitter as im quite a left wing / working class chip on shoulder frau, but around the time of the Edinburgh debacle things started to not add up, googled and found you and read with interest. Came back again for good a few months ago when some tweet or another really got up my nose. Then the Terry Pratchett support really upset me as love those books so tweeted some very mild reply to be careful who you align with without naming the one and only and got piled upon and had to delete tweet and lock account. Even wrote something nice to her once about the last kitten 🙁. Anyway as someone else has said dark times, but you have all made me laugh these last few months so thank-you 💕
 
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some draft title suggestions (

Jack Monroe gets her money for nothing her grifts make it free

Jack Monroe is a Patreon grifter, no amount of truth will shift her

Jack Monroe is taking your money you won’t see that again honey

Jack Monroe IS A HUMAN BIN FIRE STOP GIVING HER ALL YOUR CASH YOU FUCKWIT SQUIGS
 
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It's disgusting how she cheerfully cons so many people. She is an absolute waste of space, grifting prune. I hope the taxman catches up with her and takes all her ill-earned money.


 
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