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Tony and guy scarecrowWhen you think about it, this is incredibly irresponsible of Nigella. She knows Jack's demographic. Taking from the poor to give to a rich.
Fewmin'.
And lip filler, botox, tooth whitening, Invisalign...
My friend had one and I was really excited when I went to her house and got to play with it imagining a lovely slush puppy. You basically grate some ice cubes and add some juice to it, you get a few tiny ice flakes for a lot of effort and it was a massive disappointment.
BIN! With any luck
The Squigs are trying.
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Slight tangent but this is the wild thing about the personal finance sleep paralysis demon that is Jackie. If she wasn’t such a compulsive spender she could really have had it all and built out a pretty decent net worth by now?!
If she had just started out with a flat or small house from that first advance, built equity and moved on up to the
forever home quite comfortably. Sent SB to prep school with the Patreon cash. She could own multiple Bitcoins. Rinsed the rich fiancés for Chanel flap bags and new teeth and other frivolities. The possibilities were truly endless and she chose Cotswold co and a John Lewis loyalty card????? Foolish behaviour.
Jack is at 495 now.
When she makes 500, this is what she'll tell the Cabal.
When she makes 500, this is what she'll tell the Cabal.
Nigella‘s tweet is going to mint her certainly in the short term. But new donors are already expecting something in return and that’s never going to happen. She may have to declare tax woes and say she hasn’t been able to earn due to Covid, Brexit and generally being useless. I wonder if this will actually end up being the straw that broke the camel’s back. Who was the observer journalist who was goggle eyed at how much you got on patron for zero input? I haven’t seen much love from them to her. And their big blue tickers, Rayner and Wiseman, to my knowledge haven’t publicly supported the latest pricing non sense.
Nigella is a head, pass it on
wait, is this where Jacks obsession with grating unsuitable ingredients began ? Deprived of not only a lilac Mercedes, but a ice grating mr frosty too, poor smol pixie Jack has the last laugh by flaunting her grater to everyone who told her she was too white trash to grate
I think they both did, unfortunately.
I went back to look at Dawn’s - no shade on her by the way, just to contrast someone who is treating it like an income stream and providing content. She has 396 posts so far. Two this week. A podcast, q&as, a weekly blog, giveaways, competitions etc. She has two levels, £4 + vat which gets everything and £6 + vat which also gets everything, plus a welcome video and a credit in her next book and she donates 10% of those Patreon fees to Choose Love. Those bands means she has at least 1500 Patreons.
will Jack see this as a sign to start actually providing what she offers? Or leave it as free money.
will Jack see this as a sign to start actually providing what she offers? Or leave it as free money.
What'll be stopping her from getting the forever-with-hydrangeas-home now?
Funny you should mention Nathan Barley as I was just thinking about this the other day - this latest twitter chaos demonstrates beyond a doubt that (to quote Dan Ashcroft) “the idiots are winning”.
Don’t ruin hydrangeas for me Jack
I think it was the editor of the Observer Food Monthly, he’s not a blue tick, but I’m sure he must be pretty well connected in both the food and the journalism worlds.
I mean, I guess this means she won't be able to play the "I only have £34 in my account" shite anymore.
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