These idiots won't be happy until she's blackmailed her way into a high profile job she's vastly unqualified for
Jack Monroe #249 Smart Price Custard Denier
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A view from the crappy bungalow next week...
Whispers, what’s a mr frosty?
Aww, that's so sweet but all okay.
Just waiting to hear what our Mods say before putting into action.
I forgot what a dirty wee hoormaister Hugh was.
To clarify, if I had bought the domain I wouldn't have hosted anything on it. I don't wish to be ejected from the cabal (and Tattle at large) for crossing that line. If I wanted to go nuclear I'd buy cookingonabotstrap.com and have it redirect to Slopbot, put SEO on slopbot.com and make a Twitter bot to reply to idiotic squigs with 6kg of turnips when they don't like turnips but I SHAN'T.
Not entirely sure what's being suggested, but honestly I'd leave the setting up collecting money to buy a domain. Easy to get caught up with it, but her old domains won't get much hits and won't really achieve anything. A campaign that could be seen as a bit spiteful and probably better to rise against it.
The tattle wiki appears high in Google and will people enlighten people way more.
The tattle wiki appears high in Google and will people enlighten people way more.
Hello. I have been FORCED out of lurkdom by Nigella, whose books and food I rate promoting this total disgrace, how could she? I'm having Nigella's chicken with garlic cream sauce for dinner tonight, I just hope I can still enjoy it under the circs. Being charitable for a min, maybe her hand was forced. I've seen several weirdos tweet suggesting they have a show together with Jack cooking a budget version of Nigella's more luxe dishes. She may have panicked and thought to avoid the potential cringe discussions with La Slopster by making sure the con-artist had a few extra quid coming in.
I first created an account around the time of her wailing over Jamie Oliver, I think. I've enjoyed reading along here whilst being utterly appalled by this shameless, grasping person of limited talents ever since. Hearing her on the radio so much recently has been unpleasant, she sounds like a parody Keith Richards. I was listening to her on James O'Brien and when she weirdly laughed, for ages, I found my face contorting with discomfort.
I first created an account around the time of her wailing over Jamie Oliver, I think. I've enjoyed reading along here whilst being utterly appalled by this shameless, grasping person of limited talents ever since. Hearing her on the radio so much recently has been unpleasant, she sounds like a parody Keith Richards. I was listening to her on James O'Brien and when she weirdly laughed, for ages, I found my face contorting with discomfort.
I have to admire Divine Brown though, she didn't have a clue who he was until the press turned up on her doorstep the following morning, but she rode the publicity wave like a pro, made $1.6 million, bought a house and put her daughters through private school. She had good business sense!
Don't give her ideas, she definitely would.
Several times she has presented food in Charlie bighams containers
Nigella, while you‘re at it, that other national treasure Katie Price needs a few quid Just now. Can you tweet your followers to sign up to her new Only Fans account?
bleeping hell
Yay! Some people are lifting the curtain
Thanks, Yel. Does the same line of thinking apply to Patreon too?
Hard agree, it sounds like she was a very quick thinker and spunking the money on her children's education instead of a Cotswold collection? Bravo. Jack take take note!
Take the 12% commission off and then you're down to £1,499.96, and she should pay income tax on that as well, but it's still depressing.
Not to sound overdramatic but I literally feel like crying.
Please excuse my pettiness, but it had to be done.
493 now.
Stephen Merchant's character in his 'Outlaws' programme was caught by the police the same way Hugh was
According to Merchant, the legend goes that whilst Divine Brown was 'servicing' Hugh he had his foot on the brake pedal and the, ahem, action of the BJ made Hugh raise and lower his foot, which caused the rear lights to flash and attracted the attention of a passing squad car.
Merchant thought this was hilarious and wrote it into his script.
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