Jack Monroe #249 Smart Price Custard Denier

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NomDeGuerre

I bet that soulless laughter she’s so prone to is ringing round the ugly kitchen as we speak. Really revolting she’s so happy to cash in on something like this.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Marmalade Atkins said:
I'm sorry if anyone was upset by Jack's tweet. I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when spoilers might be needed
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Oh no my love I’m not having a go at you with it, at all, I love and appreciate our thread archivists and would never have anything negative to say! I’m just stunned she doesn’t see it, I suppose she’s never had to safeguard a child and chose to pimp hers out to the press so it wouldn’t occur to her

Also love the fact we’re all so far into this bizarre social experiment that we can cheer at pics of Asda smart price goods & laugh at a Charlie Bigham strapped in? What has the internet become

ps sorry for the flurry of comments, the chaos is too fast and this is my first child free break for days!!!
 
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BubbleDuck

blurstoftimes said:
fraus, is it possible to be scared of a piece of furniture ? because i saw this sideboard in a second hand shop and nearly jumped
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good to see that the shopkeeper has been vigilant and put a glass dome to contain the starts of a Jack infestation
Nothing ruins a sideboard more than the presence of any Jacks
 
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Froggies

With regards to companies house and tax…
I’m a director of a ltd company. I submit my accounts to companies house by 31st March (this is my submission date). My corporation tax is due 1st April. You could probably estimate your tax without a submission but it would be really difficult to do so (in my opinion).

I am mainly paid through PAYE but occasionally take a dividend so I also do self assessment - this and any tax due is the same day - 31st Jan.

PAYE and NI contributions for staff are due by 22nd of each month.

VAT (Although I doubt she’s vat registered tbh) is either due quarterly or yearly, depending on the option chosen.

I would bet she has probably (hopefully) paid her self assessment and as she claimed furlough, someone is also paid by PAYE (could have just been Caroline) so hopefully she’s paid that.

self assessment submissions are not made public like company accounts.

HMRC will stop a strike off if they are owed money. Infact anyone her company owes money to can request a strike off be stopped.

I’m not even going to start on the patron thing because I am FUMING
 
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Smeghead

The custard must be photoshopped surely
 
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Prognosis Negative

I am a trusted adult and this makes me feel fucking ill to read even without taking into account my own childhood safeguarding fails. If someone in my life had done and posted this I’d put a stop to it in a similar manner. I think this level of anger is wholly appropriate.
 
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TurnedUpInTipp

I find the date of Incorporation on the Companies House site interesting.
Does anyone else think that it might have been a birthday gift?

'Daddy sorted you out a limited company for your birthday, Darling. Isn't that wonderful?'
 
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Not Now Bernard

I think we should see it as a positive that more muppets are stupid enough to give her money.
I’m looking forward to seeing the latest must have middle class tat that she’s going to treat herself to.
 
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BlendedSlop

The way I RAN here after seeing Mom's tweet and all the gullible squigs falling over each other to help Jack buy a new sideboard and another ton of manky spoons.

I feel genuinely sick.
 
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Prognosis Negative

To also post said anecdote on the back of the allegations she made public on twitter last year is beyond fucked.
I know all of it’s so likely untrue, but if she has made it all up for effect it’s just so fucking sinister that she would do so.
 
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FlirtyThirty

What allegations?? Don’t tell me she’s claiming THAT too!!
 
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Pavlova

I hope the new Patreons scream blue bloody murder when they don't get anything for their subscription
 
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EllaEm87

Pavlova said:
I hope the new Patreons scream blue bloody murder when they don't get anything for their subscription
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It’ll take them a while to cop on because a) they are obviously idiots and b) they think she is busy. You know, doing that Twitter thing. Taking down big supermarket.
 
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