Jack Monroe #249 Smart Price Custard Denier

[Prognosis Negative]

325 patreons kinell Mom
that’s 65 new today
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Discount code for the defunct website? 10/10 value - Issa Bros take note!

It is horrible that so many people will sign up but necessary for illustrative purposes. She’ll duck it up, fail to do anything, engineer a chaos - rinse (beans) and repeat.

It seems that lots of people don’t get it til they have a personal letdown experience e.g. kickstarter, so the more the better tbh.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Ninch55]

If that number of people are so damn stupid that they will give away money without research, then let them do it. They are so bleeping stupid, they’re beyond help. It’s pathetic and I have no sympathy whatsoever. When she is caught out I will be one of the people laughing loudest.

 

[FrumpyCat]

If that number of people are so damn stupid that they will give away money without research, then let them do it. They are so bleeping stupid, they’re beyond help. It’s pathetic and I have no sympathy whatsoever. When she is caught out I will be one of the people laughing loudest.

Yes, but just think of that deep glow of satisfaction they will feel for keeping one smol pixie in Cotswold Company Sideboards, urban decay eyeshadow and random crap off ebay.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

When you think about it, this is incredibly irresponsible of Nigella. She knows Jack's demographic. Taking from the poor to give to a rich.

Fewmin'.

Yes, but just think of that deep glow of satisfaction they will feel for keeping one smol pixie in Cotswold Company Sideboards, urban decay eyeshadow and random crap off ebay.

And lip filler, botox, tooth whitening, Invisalign...

 

[Clovis]

Maybe I'm just getting bitchier in my old age, but I don't care about these gobshite squigs. Let them be stupid, let them give away their money. They're beyond saving.

 

[JombleWomble]

If that number of people are so damn stupid that they will give away money without research, then let them do it. They are so bleeping stupid, they’re beyond help. It’s pathetic and I have no sympathy whatsoever. When she is caught out I will be one of the people laughing loudest.

They're not all stupid though, some of them are particularly vulnerable to being scammed for various other reasons. That's why Jack pisses me off so much- she claims to represent the vulnerable whilst actually exploiting them, it's disgusting.

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

Ideas, don't give Jack them!

Thankfully you cannot set up a charity that only benefits an individual. And they don't accept piles of moleskin notebooks as evidence of benefitting a community

 

[Prognosis Negative]

They're not all stupid though, some of them are particularly vulnerable to being scammed for various other reasons. That's why Jack pisses me off so much- she claims to represent the vulnerable whilst actually exploiting them, it's disgusting.

This is true but we can’t warn them. All we really have is to wait for the stupid to figure it out and make enough noise to hopefully turn some of the adjacent vulnerable

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

One consolation... RoadsideMum might be fuming at all of the free £££'s falling into Jack's lap.

 

[kachoochoo]

so, when the squigs are getting all click-happy and digging out their debit cards for the patreon, are they just completely blind to the fact nothing has been posted there since November 2020, let alone anything making it to an actual post box?

 

[JombleWomble]

This is true but we can’t warn them. All we really have is to wait for the stupid to figure it out and make enough noise to hopefully turn some of the adjacent vulnerable

Yes. I'm so glad I found tattle so I know others have also realised what a manipulative fraud JM is. I love it here.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

I’m so disappointed in Nigella but more so those unwitting nuggets who have signed over their hard earned cash into this charlatan’s begging bowl.

 

[Tommytwoguns]

anger, bafflement, hilarity - all perfectly normal round here

The more i see, the more i feel foolish.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Make it stop!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

The more i see, the more i feel foolish.

Don’t feel foolish, lots of us were tricked. I actually contributed to the kickstarter! It wasn’t until the 75th awful ailment I noticed that I got suspicious

 

[colouredlines]

Nigella is a dick. She could signpost her sizeable, wealthy audience towards charities that help the poor. Instead she tells them to keep her little pet pov in Cotswalds. duck off and take your "teeheehee I'm so naughty making a cheesecake as a midnight snack" nonsense with you!

Make it stop!

Get her going where exactly?

 

[StringyMango]

Jesus. I can’t imagine getting off on being pitied and babied by so many people.

You are bang on Silver L.
Downright creepy.

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SMALL flurry. Just duck off

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

so, when the squigs are getting all click-happy and digging out their debit cards for the patreon, are they just completely blind to the fact nothing has been posted there since November 2020, let alone anything making it to an actual post box?

I wish a Squig would point that out to Nigella.