Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[Pantomimehorse]

OMG she's only gone and changed her bio photo to the Mary Poppins one . Louisa's not coming back, Jack xx

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I mean at least it looks vaguely like her ...

 

[Veronicaaa]

I mean at least it looks vaguely like her ...

You think??

 

[Pavlova]

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Ach y fi Gareth you twpsin divvy. (My huge roll of eyes can be see from here to Swansea)

 

[HotesTilaire]

Has she ever been this bad, this enraging over such a sustained period of time before? I checked in at half seven this morning and she's still going on, what nine or 10 hours later? I'm getting high on speed and coke vibes too, not to mention the dopamine.

Oh Pavlova, this time last year it was a good 3 weeks

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

L to the J C!
Jack be the pov queen
A-N she playin
Grifting like a pro, see

(couldn’t resist an homage to your new profile pic)

Going to bed is she? She’s cracked open a tin of sardines and a pickled egg to toast her succession on the attention train.

Spoiler: Touchy question

caught up then?

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Queen of Sharts vibes.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[EllaEm87]

@Pavlova you ain’t seen nothing yet. Part of jacks 28 hour working days is 27 of those hours being spent twatting around on Twitter. The other hour she uses to have a piss and a sandwich. Girl has a major Twitter addiction.

 

[Captainmouse]

Oops -
Just seen everyone beat me to that rice screenshot. Now why can’t the squiggs find out the price of rice?

Squiggs live in a google free zone, they are so poor they have restricted internet access. they only have ask mackie,

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

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She's forgotten the J and the 1

 

[BananaSmith]

She defn is. And I wonder where her morals go when she singles out people who buy more expensive ready meals after having judged a competition for the best ready meal and chosen the most expensive as the winner.

Jack's morals LEFT a long time ago.

I'd almost forgotten what a piece of work she is. Definitely not a fun grunk tonight.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack has liked both these tweets.

 

[Ninch55]

@Pocahontas - apologies for the remark, was just v angry.
Have decided, for the sake of my mental health, to bow out of all of this for now - it is really, seriously triggering me and I need to get well. You are all a really brilliant bunch of human beings, and I may well return at some point, or at least lurk, but for now I’m going to love you and leave you here. I’ll be keeping an eye on the mendacious one, believe me, but my well being comes first xxxx

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Didn’t she have some health incident that caused her to need a severe lie down last time she went viral (re school meal vouchers/RSM)?

She’s a bleeping energy vampire. I’m just going to rest my eyes on @Silver Linings new pic and touch my wrists for a bit.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's just retweeted herself AGAIN.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Didn’t she have some health incident that caused her to need a severe lie down last time she went viral (re school meal vouchers/RSM)?

She’s a bleeping energy vampire. I’m just going to rest my eyes on @Silver Linings’s new pic and touch my wrists for a bit.

Maybe she's confused on what viral means, and her munchie self just loves a good virus to mull over

 

[FunnyFuneral]

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How is this breakfast I normally have porridge or a piece of toast, what in the name of the wee man is this scary shite!

 

[Pantomimehorse]

You think??

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Lol fair

 

[HotesTilaire]

If we are meant to be articulate Poca, please can someone explain what ‘synecdoche’ means and how to use it in a sentence that would make sense in everyday life.

Thx

Jack is not a synecdoche of the poor, and her behavior today makes me want to only write “duck off, you bleep” however I don’t want the daily heil to use my post as a synecdoche of tattle comments.

ETA the is a part which represents the whole (auto corrects, spelling mistakes) making him a synecdoche as well as a bleep.

 

[Silver Linings]