Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[Froggies]

I actually choked laughing and woke the cat up at her changing her Twitter pic to Twenty Quid Shoppins. She is completely unhinged. Is there a single person equivalent of a circlejerk? Good job she had that short course of very affordable therapy or this would be cataclysmic levels of tone deaf self-aggrandisement

In case you were wondering, there's been more than a 200% increase in Thankyous today. That's a real number that I actually calculated. No you can't see my workings, I'm having convenient convulsions.

Twenty Quid Shoppins for thread title please, thankyou x

 

[Veronicaaa]

OK I think she undid the most recent self-retweet? Swear I didn't imagine it. Maybe she pressed the RT button by accident when she was wanking herself silly (metaphorically M'Lud) over the power of her own words? Remember the time she actually tweeted that she had made herself cry by reading her own POTATOES essay in bed?

 

[Captainmouse]

Why was she checking and using Twitter whilst at the greengrocer? Who does that?

she wasn’t. In the green grocers for solitary cauli, having also this week been for a whole head of broccoli.
she cba to find the info for squig so she was disingenuous

 

[ecdb]

Backstory on spuds please.

 

[Flivver]

What's kind of funny is how trapped she is by her origin story. Every time she tries to bust out of it and try something new she fails. The only time she gets blue tick attention is when she dons her povo hat. They keep her preserved in amber. It must drive her mad.

One trick pony.

Convulsions? Another ailment for the list. Probably said this before but she’s someone my old mum would describe as ‘enjoying ill health’. I’d say ‘deploying ill health’ as an excuse for being crap on the telly or radio.

 

[Captainmouse]

It's horrible though, the easier it is to debunk this kind of thing (and Jack makes it *very* easy), the easier it is for the right wing rhetoric to take hold. I'm back to my position of a couple of years ago in that she's a tory plant, there to make the left wing look stupid.

She’s doing a bloody good job possibly the only time ever in her life

 

[Wooh]

I can walk just round the corner to both a Lidl and an Aldi, plus a Heron foods, a Poundland and a Home Bargains. It’s because I live in a cheap and deprived area not a huge house in a lovely area.

I do know that there are real food deserts and this is a true discussion point that needs addressing but she shouldn’t be insinuating that she is anywhere near one.

You have absolutely nailed it @Fruitjack .

Brilliant words

 

[Veronicaaa]

Oh HELL NO

 

[Hollaaa]

We really do need that eye roll react.

 

[Christina31]

*Runs back to tattle after ages* because she just called Hugh Frickin Grant H on Twitter! Screams!

 

[kachoochoo]

Oh HELL NO

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gonna be giddy all night now

"H"

can't wait to see if the 3 pieces and radio interview turn up tomorrow!

 

[FunnyFuneral]

Nauseating

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Softly softly gently choose which massively filtered pictures of weird old Jack get picked. Dear Jack, you believe yourself to be so much more important than you are in the real world. Please leave everyone else alone x

 

[Veronicaaa]

Why is she calling him 'H'?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Pocahontas]

H, mate.

Bleurghhhh what a disappointment.

 

[Wooh]

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I'm sure those ten year old receipts are helpful. Simulated example of ten year old receipt attached.

 

[TraceyJacks]

 

[Christina31]

I actually feel sick! Hi again guys ! I can’t believe it’s taken this traumatic event to bring me back here!

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Backstory on spuds please.

It was some tit essay she put out with a hugely triggering title going on about the usual tit. It was around the time MR was getting a lot of praise for his work & she was hoping to ride the wave with a hunger hurts part two but no one cared.

Ngl can’t do her long form writing it’s so badly done & naff!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Why you rant?
Hugh f*cking Grant

What happened?
Hugh tweet Jack
Oh no, I cry

Four Weddings
Tears Shedding