Jack Monroe #237 Cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator
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Nostalgia Jack is such a boring Jack incarnation and yet she rolls it out so often. I mean I’ll take it over Fish Jack but still 
Terminator is brilliant but Kimble is Arnie’s greatest role.
“Our mum says our dad is a real sex machine”
Terminator is brilliant but Kimble is Arnie’s greatest role.
Cos it’s slop
If you haven’t got terminator just watch kindergarten cop it’s the same thing xxNostalgia Jack is such a boring Jack incarnation and yet she rolls it out so often. I mean I’ll take it over Fish Jack but still
“Our mum says our dad is a real sex machine”
Terminator is brilliant but Kimble is Arnie’s greatest role.
Deleted my post because I went to the account quoted and Jack does actually get a mention, but ... you're not wrong ....
Grunking so God knows where this will land but please...Jacobs, noooooo, don't fall for it!
Jack's banter is drier than her peach drizzle cake.
*bookmarks*Annoyingly early for a thread title suggestion
Who the duck needs a daily reminder that they don’t own their kids? Was she going about her days, leading her self-involved little life under the weird assumption that her kid was in some was just another one of her possessions, until she put this guff in her wall?
You know, I did think for a second that if Jack had any sort of work ethic, she could potentially have a career as a social media manager. She’d definitely be good at writing the lame banter under the guise of a brand.
But then I realised she’d probably compare Twiglets to genocide or make some other ridiculous social media faux pas that would see the brand boycotted.
But then I realised she’d probably compare Twiglets to genocide or make some other ridiculous social media faux pas that would see the brand boycotted.
Completed it ALL mate
As long as she doesn't start comparing the merits of different sandwich shapes again...Nostalgia Jack is such a boring Jack incarnation and yet she rolls it out so often. I mean I’ll take it over Fish Jack but still
Arnie in a film is Arnie in a film
Apologies I’ve been on a grunk on the coach and lost the post, but prostitution Jack?? Wtf!! When was that a thing?? Missed that incarnation.
Yeah we couldn’t work it out either. It happened before SB was born and also didn’t happen until she was a single mother. It happened once and regularly.
And it has to be a ‘peacock coloured wee thing’ or some such tit.
Maybe she found him in the giving puddle?
I understand that head bomb emojii now. Her family must be so embarrassed.
In hindsight I wonder if that was not a sober day.
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