Jack Monroe #233 Please leave me and my cat alone

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Also as a suburban mentally unwell therapists cost £50-90 p/h, god knows how much a therapist based in central is? Plus train?!
 
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I think we can all agree she's progressed from 'breadcrumbing' to 'lobbing dirty great chunks of artisan soudrough at the heads of Squigs' now. So, progress (in some capacity).
 
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So add 'mullet' to the massive list of words Jack doesn't know the meaning of, then. A MULLET IS WHEN THE BACK IS LONG BUT THE FRONT IS SHORT YOU MULLET MUPPET. IT'S THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOUR HAIRDON'T.
Ain’t no party in the back- that’s for sure
 
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Anybody else think that SB had his turn with his Dad and siblings this year?


And that the 'handover' with the therapist is the therapist tactfully/professionally saying 'I can't work with you anymore because there's clearly no point going by your internet useage and behaviour'?
 
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Jackie Manilow for @Orphan_Black
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I'm getting 'who the duck is that" vibes from all these Jack faces. She has a lot in common with Bazza, they both like facial work. Bazza is very heavy with it these days though.
 
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The modern mullet is very much a thing... it's everywhere! So why would any hairdresser express bafflement at being asked to cut one? Especially not Toni and Guy.

And it's not even a flipping mullet.
I was going to say this, it's not weird to have a mullet at the moment. Maybe they were shocked because she asked for a mullet but was pointing at a picture of Lol in This Is England and the hairdresser was like, hun, that's not a mullet.
 
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The modern mullet is very much a thing... it's everywhere! So why would any hairdresser express bafflement at being asked to cut one? Especially not Toni and Guy.

And it's not even a flipping mullet.
Toni & Guy Southend are on Instagram, and their feed is full of these kind of cuts. They haven’t put Jack’s on there yet though.
 
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i wonder if she’s been scrolling through envying all the cool fashion mullet insta girls and in true Jack style got it horribly, tragically wrong
 
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Reference photo for squig to take to hairdresser:
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"Can I have this with POBP thankyou?"
 
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