I don't understand why that cancer cookbook is on there. She contributed a recipe, that's all.
Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent
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Nah, judging the state of the knives
I suffer from chronic nausea and good grief, her food and her hands trigger it like nothing else. One of my boys was sick just now and I cleaned it up no problem. One look at that Victorian murder scene postcard and I'm headed straight for the Stemetil.
I’d like to think even Jack couldn’t be so stupid as to lie about something like that but then I just think of all the receipts we have!
Imagine if miggle and Charles fish advent calendar had a meet cute in the forum and got together and had a whirlwind love affair. Then I’d know we were living in a simulation.
All of that looks like it should be in a viewing case with a little card telling us about the role of barber-surgeons in the 18th century Navy.
The bowl of soil was the precursor for the embroidered soil pocket, from which a beautiful array of flowers grows with roots which spell out 'BE A KNOB ON TWITTER' signifying your personal growth in the face of difficult times.
I forgot to comment on that hideous patchy green bread. It looked severely mould ridden. Like a loaf you’d left at the back of the cupboard for months and forgotten about them you find it one day and open the bag and the spores go ‘puff’ and you go ‘oh bleeping hell’ and hurl it in the bin.
Stranger things have happened at sea!
(Which my mum has been known to reply to with "we're not at sea though, are we?!")
I wonder if Jack ever laughs whilst grunking?
She must do, there's some hell funny comments on here. Or maybe doesn't, I've seen her attempt at humour and it's nowhere near the quality produced by the Cable.
She must do, there's some hell funny comments on here. Or maybe doesn't, I've seen her attempt at humour and it's nowhere near the quality produced by the Cable.
Ach, sorry about the nausea @MaineCoonMama - will spoiler the cursed photos from Jack from now on!
Oh no, that's fine! I don't want to ruin everyone's erm, enjoyment? I wish I could put my husband's farts in a spoiler, they are the main trigger.
wonderful as that would be, sardine man lives in germany with his own partner and sb who has 5 advent calendars, not including the sardine one
just checked the big cartel site for any sight of the tree pic... yeah, there's nothing there
I often activate the laughing emoji in response to your posts, but for once I would like to openly congratulate you on this post.
How to send answers on postcards when you’ve paid £120 for 12 months of weekly postcards..and received no postcards?
Just pointy
dickead again
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Jack is an entirely humourless entity. She probably looks like this when she's on her grunk.
(sorry for nightmare fuel)
(sorry for nightmare fuel)
Oh, FFS. Hahahaha
Maybe Jack should try something new, and produce jigsaws of her food pics? Fun for all the family: first you put it together, then you have to guess what the dish is supposed to be!
this is entirely not what is needed at bedtime... but I cannot stop looking!
I’ve just been eating a cheeseboard. Nightmares for me tonight!
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