Oh BT you are in for a treat when you read that thread! Was funny as duck that day
Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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Is there a best Jack-related cabal artwork category in the Sloppies?
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Lol I read the bit in the thread about white trash shouldn't breed.
Does owning designer mean you're not trash?
I don't have a Kath kitson bag.
Guess
Does owning designer mean you're not trash?
I don't have a Kath kitson bag.
Guess
No, it isn't very photogenic. Unless it is rate my plate, why the duck upload a picture of it -
But the motivational snippets seemed to always not quite hit the mark. Kinda “In a world where you can be kind, just be”
But that is nearly half a week's shopping budget for an active cyclist, a pisciarian bodybuilder and a growing preteen!
I missed it back in September, thank you @traumatised sideboard for the template. I’ve made my own, hope you all don’t mind!
somehow this makes me cringe more than it did at the time. I didn't think it could get any worse,
I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP. Taken a week.
I had forgotten how many Pringles she had eaten before taking this picture. Must have had two full tubes to get that amount of swelling.
This is restaurant food yet the salad leaves look brown- like yellow sticker dregs
all the leaves are brown...All the food is brown...................(all the food is brown)This is restaurant food yet the salad leaves look brown- like yellow sticker dregs
And Jack's hair is grey..................(and Jack's hair is gre-ey)
Jack went for a walk.......................(Jack went for a walk)
Then sat down in a café................(then sat in a café)
She'd be safe and warm...............(She'd be safe and warm)
down the smoke on Saturday....(down the smoke on Saturday)
Oh it's London City dreaming......((London City dreaming)
On her own on Saturda-a-a-y.
It is still up on her IG. 4th September.
Basically says she is a cool mum because she can fit into her child's top.
What actually (probably) happened was that she bought a really babyish Tshirt for him and he refused to wear it. She then wore it and did the strangest pose to prove she was a cool mum and that he was an idiot for thinking otherwise.
It was genuinely one of the most embarrassing things she's ever done.
Alan Partridge and Richard Madeley have condemned it as “embarrassing” and “proper naff” I heard.
Oh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
No filter, no tweaking. My arse.Oh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
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that phase of facetuning was the worst. she doesn't even look bleeping human.
Do you think as SB ages she will be like Regina's mum in mean girls. Clinging desperately to the youth that has passed her by. Wearing their clothes, using their slang ( badly) "Im just a cool mum"
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