The Sloppies Nominations

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The Sloppies are an online "awards ceremony" held on the Jack Monroe threads, a look back at the last 12 months of the threads and recognise the chaos, lies and slop we have endured together. Without further delay, let's get nominations underway, don't forget your tinned fish party bags!

This year's ten categories are:

1. The Eye of Sauron award for “best public appearance”

2. The Golden Grifty award for “most egregious waste of money from someone claiming to be poor”

3. The Full Moon award for “best chaos”

4.The Yes Absolutely award for “most useless/actively harmful advice”
-im being naughty and breaking impartiality to nominate the dryer fluff and tin can candle lighters in this category, because to this day I still get the shudders when it pops into my head

5. The Facetune Award for “selfie of the year”

6. The Mission Inn Star Award for “best slop”

7. The Novak Nail award for “most entertaining/outrageous lie”

8. Missed Deadline Award for “most urgent item on Kacha's list” see posts by @kachoochoo for the full list in all it's fear and awe inspiring length

9. (As yet untitled - open to suggestions) award for 'favourite' cabal recreation of a Jack Monroe Recipe

10. The Silver Poca Plate for “honorary frau of the year”

Nominations will run till 20th November just stick the category number and your nomination in this thread - the only rule is that it must have happened from Dec 1st 2020 onwards.
 
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2 Aparthotel with fully stocked fridge
3 Go Henry Chaos
10 Trifle Defender
 
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10 manc bee for that soup. I bet he can still taste

6 the anchovy breakfast that was both burned and avocado.
 
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May I softly, gently, humbly suggest "Bad Food for Good Days" as a potential title for category 9? Because it's always a great day on here when we have a cookalong to entertain us! :LOL:
 
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1. It has to be labour conference that we’ve just had a TikTok of yesterday
2. The dog skeleton and fake Squid Game cosplay
3. Go Henry
5. Trifle cockatiel selfie/dip dab 12 year old boy
6. The bleeping prune cake
7. GoHenry, and every lie that went with it
10. Trifle Defender!!!!
 
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1. Labour Party conference in Brighton “pull their pants down...”
2. The thousands of houseplants acquired shortly before moving to London (around March)
3. The whole month of January- Rish mate, FSM, not calling Boris a liar, viggles
4. Obviously the lint burning and tin tealight holders
5. Depressed burglar bill vs flowery shirt recovery Jack
6. Linda’s sausage curry
7. The Diva essay
8. Big book of household management

9. Turned Up in Tip - lard gravy
10. ICO squiggle
 
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1. The Labour Party Conference
2. The two headed Halloween dog
3. Go Henry
4. Lint burning & tin tea light holder
5. Dip Dab selfie
6.The Cassoulet whose ingredients kept changing
7. The Diva article just for the Titmas day lols
10. Trifle Defender
Thank you @Switchstreetz
 
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10. Trifle Defender
7. Eamonn advising her to go into politics
5. Crying for Rishi Mate
 
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1. The tory conference complete with a face like a skelped arse.

2. The overpriced Starbursts she bought at the train station.

3. The Linda McCartney collab

4. Putting glass in the freezer.

5. When she wore SB's hoodie and we all added new slogans.

6. Ugh, I not envy you having to judge this category. I vote the prune poo cake.

7. The Diva article. The whole thing.

8. Vegan Pineapple upside down recipe.

9. Beautiful Trauma's Bake along of prune poo.

10. The sardine calender bloke.
 
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to assist with no 8, List as of right now. just updated to include the instantly legendary entry "something else I'll remember sometime" from the clown

nb - given Jack's body of work and my jack-like lack of keeping track of dates, it obviously includes everything outstanding from last year. should I root out just the entries from December 2020 onwards for consideration (possible, may take a day or so), or do you all want to nominate from everything outstanding? lmk

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
Christmas condiment
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
mushroom sauce
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something else Jack'll remember sometime
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine
zero waste curry falafels

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Thanks everyone, I'm compiling a list of all your nominations - will post what we have so far on Friday evening

should I root out just the entries from December 2020 onwards for consideration (possible, may take a day or so), or do you all want to nominate from everything outstanding? lmk

£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy ✅ GQ awards
a few announcements
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
alcohol free versions of recipes
austerity book
base system going in next book
BBC show ✅ guest on dr rupy's iplayer show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
bollocking rishi sunak
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper ✅
bright blue think tank updates
brioche balls
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
Christmas condiment
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
deep pinky purple mascarpone ice cream
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate ✅
DM to Yel
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
flapjack recipe
food truck of joy
gailymail
gold rush xmas presents
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
ideas for pumpkin flesh
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
mashed potato secret
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
more cabbage
mushroom drying ✅ completed 2018
mushroom sauce
New Thing
newspaper campaign ✅ the bleeping express
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
pork and lentil bolognese
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
quick pickling
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website

running around in heels with a Tall Man ✅ GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award.

running order for xmas dinner
salt and vinegar sardines and spaghetti
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient ✅ potato water
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley ✅ viewed Sept 2021, unclear if gift
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
something else Jack'll remember sometime
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
swamp thing
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done ✅
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
transcribing government bollocking
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done ✅
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda ✅
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine
zero waste curry falafels

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Speaking of lists - I'll leave that up to you Kacha! I know it's a lot of work to go through each one and check when it was, so we can leave it as the full list, unless you want to prune it to items from last 12 months only.
 
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Thanks @Switchstreetz, can't wait to see the awards this year!

1. Calling the Prime Minister disingenuous a liar on BBC News

2. Aparthotel

3. Go Henry

4. The sugar content of the prune 'cake' and how it was good for diabetics.

5.The recent before/after Cherie Blair-esq one that another Frau did the Drake meme with

6. Prune Poo Cake

7. The 'unedited' DIVA photos/titmas Eve

8. Granola ❤ @Into_the_tunnel

9. Hotes Oats - are they sentient enough to nominate themselves?!

10. ICO Squiggle
 
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