I just read this out to mr kcc in greggggggg's voice!
think it's safe to say I've put him off our tea!
Jack Monroe #221 She is the antichrist of nourishment
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think it's safe to say I've put him off our tea!
Ooh, I'd forgotten this one, added it to the advent calendar and removed a kumquatOh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
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Does anyone remember this Jack? I think I'm going quietly, gently mad with all the Jacks I have on my phone now...
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It will be pretty tasteless apart from the overpowering taste of the whole clove of garlic.
Dahl is such a simple dish to make but I wouldn't touch that one.
It’s wild on here tonight everyone. Retreating safely back to the MT and F and D. I think we need some safe slop to focus the mind.
Come on Jack. Saturday night battered budino?
Come on Jack. Saturday night battered budino?
She called that 'telly make up' but it looks like quite a bit of blurring/smoothing has been used. Soft focus face, sharp focus jumper.Ooh, I'd forgotten this one, added it to the advent calendar and removed a kumquat
Does anyone remember this Jack? I think I'm going quietly, gently mad with all the Jacks I have on my phone now...
Pink hair! Don’t care!
You can see the shadow of the blinds has been obliterated 
It's so blurred I can't make out where her face ends and the wall begins.
'If I sleep really still', she's such a master of the written word!
This is 'still' Jack's face.
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I don't think that ever happened. Maybe she was dino napping and her son woke her up to say his dad had come to pick him up and wanted to say goodbye.Oh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
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there will be a grain of truth, but her son sitting on the floor anxiously checking her breathing. Didn't happen. Why Jack is always trying to make out she is a tit parent, when in reality she is at least adequate is beyond me.
Jack in five words. Didn't happen or Won't happen
Fuzzy Felt Jack.
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She’s very quiet! My bets are on her watching strictly tonight. Sobbing into a tube of Pringles shouting THAT SHOULD BE ME
The full pink curtain treatment.
She just looks like a silly unt here.Oh my Christ (Pam from Gavin & Stacey.gif). I just went on her Instagram and I’ve missed this post in my hiatus.
Since when did she care about her sons safeguarding?! He watches her sleep when she’s pissed LJC. I love how she thinks shopping in the children’s section is something cool and maverick and hasn’t been done a million times before
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She thinks she proper gorgeous here!
She looks like she's nicked Barbie's makeup. Is there a filter on those phones for Barbie? Genuine question?
It's a bit heavy on the old rouge.
The the over blurring and slightly opened mouth, all I can see is a sex doll (sorry)
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