Just realised the tomatoes are deep fried. Why would u do that?
Earwax?
“Get out whilst you can” carbonaraIf that's the sort of food Jack serves up to someone she adores, I dread to think what she would serve up to someone she couldn't care less about.
“Salvador Dalí plates“, omg squig they’re just a slightly weird shape, they’re hardly up there with the melting clocks.
Praise beans and the baby LJC that I never find a sweet innocent dead glove in such an advanced state of decomposition
yeah, if this happens, I will cook a slow cooker xmas dinner myself
Oh God that's like something I pluck out with my good tweezers and the car mirror up the back of the Tesco's car park when I'm procrastinating going home.
Oh she can get to absolute duck with that abominationIt looks so angry