Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb

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It’s tang not twang you oaf!
What keto shite is this now surf and turf bean goop with ubiquitous celery, on lettuce
Are instahuns making their own vinegar yet? It involves a “mother” also they do it in Cyprus so it’s right up Mackies niche.
I see she has replaced everything being a smug ribollita with everything having a self-satisfied quick pickled veg in it
 
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You can tell how small the massive serving plate is by the size of the two whole tomatoes on the plate. She's a prick
 
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Does she never just fancy whacking some oven chips and a frozen pizza in the oven? It’s a straightforward tea, offers flavour and texture and a couple of oven trays, plate and cutlery isn’t a massive amount of washing up to do.
She never cooks normal food. The one time she did fish fingers, she served them with rice 🙄
 
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That thing on a “big plate” (🙄), what a bleeping mess.
And why does everything have to be drenched in acid? It can’t be good for the stomach.
 
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Jack is like the best soap operas: it doesn’t matter how long it’s been since you’ve watched an episode, you can always pick the storyline right back up…!
 
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You're always very pleased with whatever tit you serve up. I've never seen you not pleased.

Good grief.
 
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Edd Kimber has written two excellent tray bake books. His recipes work.
Whereas Ed Kemper was totes an inspiration for Jack’s most anatomical creations. See: maggot lettuce and fifteen (dismembered corpses encased in concrete) 🙃
 
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