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Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Well, in Jack World, swede is a spring vegetable so … who the duck knows.
I am dying here!
she knows full well I'm putting it in my notes app! this is hysterical!
"Just dozing off now" with phone still in hand. Good to see her sleep hygiene regime is still working well.
For some reason it also made me think of Natalie Cassidy "just doing this now"
"Soft and crumbly"
I want to know who all these bum-lickers are who rhapsodise about her clearly revolting food. Do they have no eyes, no taste buds? Or are they just raving poshos being patronising to someone they see as a pet pov who needs a bit of encouragement? Would any of them be caught dead actually tasting her food (I suspect not)? It’s completely baffling when most of her food looks like actual tit.
(Although at least I don’t see Nigella commenting on any of this stuff - she may be a bit soft but she’s not stupid).
(Although at least I don’t see Nigella commenting on any of this stuff - she may be a bit soft but she’s not stupid).
I feel that they are raving poshos to be honest.
If I burn food I tend not to photograph it. Is that just me being a quickly little maverick?
Niche post, but one my AC villagers just said this to me and I am 
Now THAT is trolling!
"Do a runner" beans.
Also, is
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Screenshot courtesy Silver Linings
"keep your eyes peeled" always gets right up my 
goat. The arrogance!!
Like... I'm sitting waiting,
...like a coiled spring, for dozens of "coming soons".
goat. The arrogance!!Like... I'm sitting waiting,
...like a coiled spring, for dozens of "coming soons".Would you believe, in 2017 Trifle Defender wasn’t a fan of trifle?
We do, though...! 24/7 365, it’s a fruitless task"keep your eyes peeled" always gets right up my
Like... I'm sitting waiting,
She always says she’s just drifting off when she claims to have done something she’s not actually done and needs time to suss the lie out!
If she's trying to appeal to those of us who are upside down and heading into summer, well, I can't speak for @MaineCoonMama, but it's definitely not doing it for me!
Have I… actually… just grunked all the way here? 
Hello! long-ish time lurker and I must say this is the most interesting thread and very, very funny. As you were, praise beans!
Hello! long-ish time lurker and I must say this is the most interesting thread and very, very funny. As you were, praise beans!
Woman shares how to make roast potatoes without using an oven
A woman has shared a life changing hack that lets you make roast potatoes without using an oven. Here is all you need to know.
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Jack: “Food is my love language*”
*except when I refuse to make roast potatoes on CHRISTMAS DAY, instead serving grey carrots and sprouts from the slow cooker and SmartPrice Yorkshire puddings from the freezer.
Seriously, she needs to admit that food isn’t her love language, it’s a mechanism to control, manipulate and punish people around her. I don’t know how she’s come out of this huge stint in therapy with this commitment to self-care through food without a therapist actually questioning why a person with a clearly disordered relationship with food is clinging onto a career in it without any evident enthusiasm other than for the social media engagement that food in particular garners. Like, these therapists have just not done a good job, sorry.
*except when I refuse to make roast potatoes on CHRISTMAS DAY, instead serving grey carrots and sprouts from the slow cooker and SmartPrice Yorkshire puddings from the freezer.
Seriously, she needs to admit that food isn’t her love language, it’s a mechanism to control, manipulate and punish people around her. I don’t know how she’s come out of this huge stint in therapy with this commitment to self-care through food without a therapist actually questioning why a person with a clearly disordered relationship with food is clinging onto a career in it without any evident enthusiasm other than for the social media engagement that food in particular garners. Like, these therapists have just not done a good job, sorry.
Food might be her 'love language' but she is a very very poor cook. She has no concept of even the basics in terms of technique or taste. I wouldn't trust her to cook an onion properly.
DKL and Matt Tebbutt had her measure. He saw/tasted the rubbish she served up first hand and no doubt had a say in her never being invited back.
How many times can she keep offering up old odds and ends she found in the fridge, serving them up greasily and calling it a recipe?
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