Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

[kachoochoo]

it was titmas eve babe,
in the pages of
diva magazine

 

[EllaEm87]

Happy Titmas all!! What a day to be alive.

Can’t wait to see the highly unedited photo of Jackies side boob later and hear Potatoes Version 23682.

 

[EddieBeds]

@EddieBeds - has he come yet???

No - he’s BUSY eating a sandwich. duck off!

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

At titmass time, Jack lets in light (to her eyes) and the cabal throw shade

And in Jack’s world of plenty, she can spread a mile of slop

No - he’s BUSY eating a sandwich. duck off!

I can hear this gif very fitting

 

[Dogmuck]

No - he’s BUSY eating a sandwich. duck off!

Mr Dogmuck fave titmas film.
Right then, I guess I’m gonna have to go to bed, I’m over excited for titmas day, but totally setting my alarm for 3am to see if he’s been!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Simpleee. Haaving. A wonderful Titmas time.

I want a boob hat.

 

[Lanie]

joining in with the merry folk.

 

[HotesTilaire]

And in Jack’s world of plenty, she can spread a mile of slop


I can hear this gif very fitting

Put you arms, around the slow cooker for warmth, this titmass time!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.

 

[Dogmuck]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.

Got to be a festive sardine starter followed by a peach and chickpea roast, but mostly I’m looking forward to the trifle

 

[EddieBeds]

Last Titmas, I gave you my heart
But the very next day, you grifted it away (you grifted it away)
This year, to save me from slop
I’ll give it to someone special (special)

 

[ChickenPorridge]

Titmas time, mistletoe and wine vinegar!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.

“traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding”
I’m being traditionally gauche for titmas dinner and having melons.

Tiiitmas time
pdf’s online!

edit - haha, snap @ChickenPorridge !

 

[Mel Donte]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner?

 

[EllaEm87]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.

Might have some sloppy fried sardines on a tiny tiny slice of white toast mixed with some tit I find on the bottom of the spices drawer

Spoiler: Titmas Dinner!

Fortisip cos sick with actual auto immune condition. Makes meal planning v easy. I miss real food

 

[Dogmuck]

Fave titmas track Fairytale of New York Southend
And the bells are ringing out for titmas day

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

So what's everyone having for their titmas dinner? I've made a slow-cooked vegetable peel roast with lard gravy and the traditional menacing steamed titmas pudding, topped with a single glacé cherry and sprayed gold in a homage to LJC's all-time fave, Madonna.

I’m trying to decide between rinsed spaghetti hoops or lasagne you can stand cutlery in. I don’t know whether to have a Lion Bar or Opal Fruits for dessert either?
I’m actually gutted that I’m going to have to leave the festivities and go to bed. Working Titmas Day raging.

 

[EddieBeds]

Driving home for Titmas

 

[Dogmuck]

Driving home for Titmas

Not likely. I had to SELL my Ford Megan the roundabouts arrrggghhh

 

[Lanie]

Fishpate out of the jar and cold slow cooked tea, excited.