Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

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What the hell does she do to them to get them like that?!

All our knives are old and fairly inexpensive, and they look absolutely nothing like that!
I looked again at that cleaver in the middle, it looks like she's been scraping a dirty BBQ with it! So bad.
 
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Whsipers** i have links to the titanic and in all my tenure ive never heard of sardines being eaten or even found as an artefacts plenty of menus for sale though.
 
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The article is so lovey dovey I think I've got a cavity from the sweetness! They were smitten ya know, SMITTEN!

Hooting and fizzing like a freaking hyena.
Is it this interview? You might be able to view the full version if you took out the trial sub...



 
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Todays Popbitch. I’ll level with you, I’m scared! Is this the start of hetrojack?
 
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I was visited last night by the ghosts of titmas past, present and future who showed me the true meaning of titmas and now I am filled with the joy of titmas. Positively rammed with it. All day I've been scampering around handing out Readly apps to the less fortunate so they too may partake in this most glorious festitvity. Praise beans!
 
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Can't believe I'm working late (at my full-time, low paid job) on Titmas Eve. Just call me Slop Cratchit.

Hoping Santa drops a printed PDF down my nonexistent chimney at midnight...
 
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So in my procrastination and waiting for FBI Most Wanted to start I went looking at Diva’s Insta - they didn’t even tag Jack - just hashtag’d Jack Monroe. They haven’t even tagged Jack in their Insta stories.



The hashtag then takes you here…the pics under ‘Recent’ are dated 2016 and 2019! So much slop so little fish #bringbacktheslop .



If you scroll further this image comes up from Jan 2020 with a before/after pic #sobriety….have squiggled as even though the person is an author they have no blue tick. Guessing the original was deleted long ago from the Twitterverse but reinforces the whole repetition of the then/now pictures being a regular feature for the grift.


I’m waiting up for Titmas Mass, hoping Diva release the new issue at the stroke of midnight.
 
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Thank you for taking one for the team Eddie may Vlad reward you kindly x

ah, the "darling... bit gauche" origin story
I’ve been laughing along to ‘bit gauche’ for months I didn’t have a clue what it meant until about 5 mins ago .
 
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Oh my god whoever said it was a personal essay BY Jack wasn’t joking!
 
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