Jack Monroe #216 What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.

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Wooh

Wooh said:
Oh, for the love of god, eat some fresh steamed vegetables and leave us alone
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Think I just answered a question I didn't know I asked

"I toyed with a wrinkly red pepper in the fridge and fingered half a leek"

Cheesy Tuna, Courgette & Mushroom Gratin, 65p

This recipe is a riff on the Courgette, Tomato and Brie Gratin from A Girl Called Jack, with some extra veg and protein added, and mushrooms for Vitamin D as the darker evenings draw in. You can us…
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Veronicaaa

Literally no way you could make the skins crispy while in the tomato sauce and there's LESS THAN no way the sauce would vanish into the skin.

 
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Silver Linings


Remember when she was asking people to get in touch about mobile restaurants during lockdown? Also, Jack, you could always have 2 pieces of toast.
 
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Nottonightbabe

Bloody sardines! It's like the eggs all over again.

The sultana and liver casserole she made - maksalaatikko, was voted the most hated dinner by Finnish school children. Imagine what they'd think of hers.
 
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HotesTilaire

Portugal, Cyprus, arse, Mediterranean is Mediterranean and all interchangeable
What about the budget, you fish frying liability?
 
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Orphan_Black

HotesTilaire said:
Portugal, Cyprus, arse, Mediterranean is Mediterranean and all interchangeable
What about the budget, you fish frying liability?
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She's furiously stealing opinions off the Hellsite to bring to Rishi, mate tomorrow. A day before the unveiling of her famed tit.

(Rishi, mate, don't forget your face mask, Jack will be full of fishy honks, she loves a fart during a panel session.)
 
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Jelly Bean

Why is she eating sardines every fucking day?
I don't get it.
At least in that tomato abomination she didn't use the word 'carefully' 5 times for the most mundane actions.
 
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kachoochoo

i never thought i'd be looking forward to tit day quite so much... but if it stops the fish, then it can't come soon enough

bring on the tit!
 
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