Jack is the loud person on their mobile, name dropping, starfucking and get my name on the guestlist, yah? Then the phone rings.
Jack Monroe #215 This is Jack ‘more lies than solid dinners’ Monroe
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I'm definitely going to be busy on tit day. I'm only coming back when it's over.
I'll be washing my
Omg the shade of it all, who needs mithering ninnies with fans like that ey!
Unfiltered doesn't mean anything anymore, does it? It's interchangeable, like herbs and rice.
Sunday: "I'm severely depressed and my mental health is in tatters, please leave me alone"
Monday: "So excited to share my tit with you all on Friday, tee hee!"
Monday: "So excited to share my tit with you all on Friday, tee hee!"
HumbleJack is more boak-inducing than slop.
I think I'll hide the WiFi password from myself on Friday.
I think I'll hide the WiFi password from myself on Friday.
Ya prune should be included in the dictionary. It’s an absolute belter
Apologies if this has already been said before . I’m new around these parts
Also bollocking Rishi like she doesn’t owe him £££ 
This is the centrist Twitter version of seeing someone who owes you money out on their Insta stories.
This is the centrist Twitter version of seeing someone who owes you money out on their Insta stories.
She's been desperate to get her tits out for years. It seems like she's finally done it 
@EddieBeds and @Shesaidwhat? dear tributes, the Diva issue hits your Readly app on Friday.
Please be careful as apparently Jack is showing one of her tits in this issue, the thirst trapping has paid off.
Please be careful as apparently Jack is showing one of her tits in this issue, the thirst trapping has paid off.
Sunday: You have no bleeping idea how I am, but I’m so far from ‘okay’ it’s almost laughable.
Monday: What a life. What a strange, glorious, unimaginable life.
It’s a Jackism. She once said it to a squiggle!Ya prune should be included in the dictionary. It’s an absolute belter
Apologies if this has already been said before . I’m new around these parts
Soz to be a snobby witch but I wouldn’t get my (mediocre) tits out for a magazine with £10k cash at bank soz
Vogue or nada sweeties x
Vogue or nada sweeties x
Haven't we already seen Jack's tits? I feel like I've already seen them, once was enough
I wouldn't get too excited, this'll be another version of the whole 'dancing in 7 inch heels' when the reality is ...She's been desperate to get her tits out for years. It seems like she's finally done it
I was racking what’s left of my poor brain last night, to me she reminds me of Kym Marsh (going back 20 years for the formation of Hear’Say there)Out of date celeb-lookie-likie reference? Yeah, completed it, mate.
ETA: The Saturdays formed 14 years ago, petal.
Tit (singular), Dear Heart. Maybe the other one was BUSY.
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