I'm still going with mushy peas since she doesn't like them should secure her keeping her distance from me 
Jack Monroe #21 If you cut me do I not bleed mayonnaise? #jacklivesmatter
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But morally wealthy xx
I'm amazed she knows who I am. Her triangulation powers are second to none. Looking forward to my court summon. Not sure what law I've broken by questioning whether THAT sauce contained horse spunk, speculating on how much money she earns and agreeing with her on her mental health, but I'll happily answer those charges in court.
Off to book my flights from LA now.
Off to book my flights from LA now.
Just popped into the cesspit of bullies to thank you for the idea of using sour cream in scones. I'm sure I got that idea from here (couldn't possibly be arsed to scroll back and find it but I'm sure JMs friend and lawyer could give you the info).
Going to give some of the aforementioned scones to someone in the local facebook group who is giving out free seedlings when I pick them up later.
So I'm at 100 per cent hausfrau levels today but 0 per cent cesspit bully. Which is it Jack? I'm having an identity crisis.
Going to give some of the aforementioned scones to someone in the local facebook group who is giving out free seedlings when I pick them up later.
So I'm at 100 per cent hausfrau levels today but 0 per cent cesspit bully. Which is it Jack? I'm having an identity crisis.
Hang on. āDozensā of people work on the shed shitshow??? Doing what, exactly?
Not too much?
Have to admit I rarely stand in any other pose.
Unless of course I'm in one of my bad moods:
Wait.........dont forget your face mask.
Laughing of course.Hang on. āDozensā of people work on the shed shitshow??? Doing what, exactly?
Do keep up!
She doesn't read here, it's her lawyer/friend who does, so you'll just have to live with your identity crisis until she's had the time to consult one/the other/both!
Don't you know how busy she is doing important non-hausfrau things!!!!!
Added bonus if she does choose the leathers - itās just a wipe down clean, no risk of shrinking it ala CK bralet. Thatās a free haus frau tip x
So the show is defs on at 5pm? Canāt wait to find out how to make a cheese and cucumber sandwich
So the show is defs on at 5pm? Canāt wait to find out how to make a cheese and cucumber sandwich
Can I come as a sexy Lumber Jack?
Now youāre talking my language. (Stolen from Alan Partridge)I had 2 cornettos for breakfast.
Oh just duck off Jack you cockwomble. You wouldn't know true poverty if it bit you on your arse, and you're not bleeping black this isn't about you!!
I don't drink or smoke but suddenly I feel the need to do both. That woman is bad for my mental health.
no the show has been moved to Thursday - I'm guessing my invitation will be revoked
Youāre bothering with undies.........fancy!
You are invited here for a live running commentary.
Gosh, old Cack pants is really the gift that keeps on giving, isnāt she? Iāve never seen anyone more socially unaware.
LOL. My lawyer reads it for me. A legal jackanoshy.View attachment 143839
So she thinks ever negative comment is from our dark cabal and she knows exactly who we are.
someone has mentioned Tattle by name as well
Iāll bring the BĆ©chamel for a tasty courthouse picnic 
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On the bright side, these threads will go one until the end of time.
How has she made herself the victim in a post that should be focusing on police brutality against black people? Like it takes a special type of skill
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