Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

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HotesTilaire

Listen I love the canal and all of it’s mithering ninnies but I.Shant.Eat..That
The texture is indeed like wallpaper paste with gluten-y strands pulling the slop back from the spoon which tries to separate it.
It went darker the longer it was boiled, my guess is that Fack left it on High all night. The addition of coconut milk is bizarre, you can add more milk to water down over cooked oats but you’re supposed to mix it in. Once oats have gone full jelly, you know it, though.
I have to go OUT (yes I know, get me, it’s been 84 years etc) but when I come back I’ll pop the slow cooker on for another 5 hours, see if we can’t purge all the moisture out
 
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Ispyabudgetbeanblogger

We don't deserve you, Hotes. And you don't deserve the oats, Hotes. I just love your username in combination with the recipe.
 
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onlysunshine

I'm on a mega grunk and might find this has been addressed but dear disco, there IS a wrong way to donate.

Labelling all the tins with your name before donating. Who the fuck does that!? Oh... wait
 
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Satisfying Click

I see Jack has spammed her IG grid with another identical Trussell Trust post. I guess it's the equivalent of retweeting in her mind.
 
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HotesTilaire

Listen I love the canal and all of it’s mithering ninnies but I.Shant.Eat..That
The texture is indeed like wallpaper paste with gluten-y strands pulling the slop back from the spoon which tries to separate it.
It went darker the longer it was boiled, my guess is that Fack left it on High all night. The addition of coconut milk is bizarre, you can add more milk to water down over cooked oats but you’re supposed to mix it in. Once oats have gone full jelly, you know it though. Like scraping the burnt bit off toast, you’ve made the toast more palatable but you haven’t restored it to unburnt.
 
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Clovis

onlysunshine said:
I'm on a mega grunk and might find this has been addressed but dear disco, there IS a wrong way to donate.

Labelling all the tins with your name before donating. Who the fuck does that!? Oh... wait
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Donated by I, Jack Monroe, author AND writer.
 
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bowiethesdmn

onlysunshine said:
I'm on a mega grunk and might find this has been addressed but dear disco, there IS a wrong way to donate.

Labelling all the tins with your name before donating. Who the fuck does that!? Oh... wait
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That labelled tins thing slays me every time it's mentioned. Surprised she didn't stick a wee headshot on each one as well
 
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MancBee

Even the blackberries on her Instagram look unappetising. An under ripe one front and centre, and bits of stalk and leaf in and around the berries.
 
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bowiethesdmn

MancBee said:
Even the blackberries on her Instagram look unappetising. An under ripe one front and centre, and bits of stalk and leaf in and around the berries.
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I liked when she 'fisted' them into a bottle.

By which I mean I got horrifying images
 
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Anonymous One

Satisfying Click said:
I see Jack has spammed her IG grid with another identical Trussell Trust post. I guess it's the equivalent of retweeting in her mind.
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Stopped following for a while but see she’s still on a whistle stop tour of fucking up activism so guess not much has changed.
 
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