Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

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BlendedSlop

BlendedSlop

Whaa? said:
Please could a technical frau put up Jack and Hotes pictures so a compare and contrast can be made? I am wondering how Jack got hers to look brown. I suspect covering in coconut milk was an exercise in camoflage.

edited to say - if it was left unstirred for 8 hours whilst on perhaps there were some nearly burnt bits?
Having found the photo I think that if the hot oatmeal was covered in a sprinkling of brown sugar it would melt to give it the colour Jacks has.
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Thread title suggestion: I am wondering how Jack got hers to look brown
 
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moglits

moglits

Emmapism said:
The insane specificity of this to produce absolute rit.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.
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That’s what gets to me. Yeah fine if you’re creating a cool-in-ary masterpiece, but if the end result is a hate crime then why bother?
 
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Flash123

Flash123

I assume the tax won’t be getting paid due to the fever. What a life of luxury she has.
 
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Deej

Emmapism said:
The insane specificity of this to produce absolute rit.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.
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If you want to teach someone to cook, make it enjoyable! Such a control freak.
 
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Lanie

Lanie

Imagine of the people from trussell trust, post FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP. In her comments. 😂
 
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Lanie

Lanie

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Forgive me fraus. I was looking up waitrose for some sauce and came across this...

I may be wrong but have we seen this little line at the top of the spud before?
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perhaps someone better at trangulating can identify it
 
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DisgruntledGoat

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Emmapism said:
The insane specificity of this to produce absolute rit.

Jack should have crossed the whole thing out and said 'order an Uber Eats and put your feet up, I love you'

No wonder she left.
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Imagine talking down to someone you say you love like that. My husband is a kitchen tit who doesn’t know the difference between a TSP and a TBSP but guess what, I’m a head who can’t drive so I’m not a wick to him because he chauffeurs me around. Isn’t that balance of usefulness all relationships? Imagine Jack if her partner was a better cook than her (not hard… see Hotes’ oats), she’d be in an eternal narc rage.

Louisa: we know you’re still orbiting Jack. If you or your friends are reading here - LEAVE HER. You’re better than this.
 
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Lanie

Lanie

DisgruntledGoat said:
Imagine talking down to someone you say you love like that. My husband is a kitchen tit who doesn’t know the difference between a TSP and a TBSP but guess what, I’m a head who can’t drive so I’m not a wick to him because he chauffeurs me around. Isn’t that balance of usefulness all relationships? Imagine Jack if her partner was a better cook than her (not hard… see Hotes’ oats), she’d be in an eternal narc rage.

Louisa: we know you’re still orbiting Jack. If you or your friends are reading here - LEAVE HER. You’re better than this.
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