Shut up this is legit chilling, this is like an episode of CSI Las Vegas x
Shut up this is legit chilling, this is like an episode of CSI Las Vegas x@Irena Sadly it is above my pay grade to officially welcome you to the Jack Monroe Sleuth Society but I expect @LennyBriscoe will be along later with your badge. Great work!
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It'll be that, or they found the second pair hanging off a branch of a friendly tree, left there by goodwill fairies, for fairies and smol pixies have always have good relations.Cue longwinded explanation post (under a picture of a boiled banana breakfast or something) about how SB was wearing new trainers she bought him as a back to school treat (she had to save up for 6 months but it was worth it - anything for her homeboy!) but they started to pinch halfway through the day so he changed into an old pair they'd fortunately brought with them in the shopping trolley, THAT OK WITH YOU!? Have a lovely day
I hIt's a step below a change.org petition really, 'that'll do' applies to every part of her life. Bung a couple infographics up and look ma, I'm an activist!
eta: I don't remember roaming in Year 7 and I'm from a relatively small and very safe town (apart from something midsummer-like every so often) and we didn't start kicking about on our own til Year 9 or so.
Just speaking from my experience at high school. I went to a rough one and the kids who didnt go home straight after didnt want to for various reasons,. Usually because there was no one there. This was the early 90s and parents were working.Year 7 kids in week 1 or 2 of secondary do not go roaming on the way home from school. They have massive bags containing every single book that they are terrified of losing, alsong with lunch box and PE kit and probably a laptop. My kids never really go out after school, they are tired and have homework or do sports/ drama etc, the only kids (in the 5 schools I have worked) who did go roaming after school were generally in not good situations at home, or in care.
Are they both a size 7?When I was in high school we had an active serial killer- targeting teen boys plus one a few years earlier targeting girls- in the tiny town of Adelaide, South Australia. So it was straight home with one of my brothers for me!
On topic maybe Jack and her child swapped shoes during the day?
Has this already been deleted as I can’t see it on her Instagram? It’s truly horrible, why would something already so liquid need to be floating in so much milk?
Dare we ask what variety of slop?
Yikes, you're right, it's gone!Has this already been deleted as I can’t see it on her Instagram? It’s truly horrible, why would something already so liquid need to be floating in so much milk?
It’s giving me anxiety, it’s like a bad nappy I would be compelled to root around for medical clues.Yikes, you're right, it's gone!
Brown.Dare we ask what variety of slop?
What the feck is that
She 'accidentally' left some apples in the slow cooker (see also: greenages) and so decided to make toffee apple porridge oats.Dare we ask what variety of slop?
Bib I call porkyShe 'accidentally' left some apples in the slow cooker (see also: greenages) and so decided to make toffee apple porridge oats.
She ate hers with coconut milk. Sent SB off to school and declared he LOVED IT (use of capitals was Jack's emphasis, not mine)
I totted up the calories, approx 1400 for the whole recipe (minus the tinned coconut milk) she doesn't specify how many servings. Zero, I'm guessing.
They do actually look like the same shoes, it's just the angle that makes them look different. White soles, black uppers.@Irena Sadly it is above my pay grade to officially welcome you to the Jack Monroe Sleuth Society but I expect @LennyBriscoe will be along later with your badge. Great work!
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Why Jack couldn't put snacks into a normal bag instead of lugging that fucking trolley through the woodsAh, the slight pink hair pic is wher he is carrying the (fecking ridiculous) trolley on the picnic.
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