Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer
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M&S had cornettos for 40pNinnies, because it was so SEVERELY HOT today I ended up buying a Mel Donte lemonade ice lolly (don't judge; I'm on holiday in the back of beyondand the local shop's freezer was all but depleted).
It was OK - albeit I'm not exactly surprised they were the only ones people hadn't snapped up - but that brand is now so tainted by its association with Jack, I couldn't finish it. Kept looking down and expecting to see an anchovy or inexplicable egg staring back at me from inside the ice.
Lads I think I might be Jack….
I made pancakes (I was all out of edible gold glitter spray):
Then I raided the community orchard for blackberries. Alas I didn’t have an empty milk bottle but some were very smol.
Am I Jack?!
I made pancakes (I was all out of edible gold glitter spray):
Then I raided the community orchard for blackberries. Alas I didn’t have an empty milk bottle but some were very smol.
Am I Jack?!
So does her 45 tattoos include the 3 layered on top of each other?History of a tattoo.
Skull.
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Skull not really covered up by red rose.
That caption, though
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Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.
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Yes, absolutely x
No.
I would eat this.
It looks nice.
It looks well cooked.
It isn't brown
It isn't slop.
No eggs.
No anchovies.
No teeny tiny bowl.
No rusty spoon.
No disgusting fingernails.
YOU ARE NOT JACK.
I have just read some of the threads about the cat and it is very upsetting. The bit where she makes the poor thing walk on it’s deformed claws is very upsetting. Then there is the X-ray. She is disabled herself so she should have an understanding of what it is like to be in pain.
It is wrong that someone can do that to an animal and be wheeled out as a spokesperson for veganism.
That should have a spoiler but it looks like it didn’t add. So sorry
Well I’ve got the picture of mackie, removed the shoes, I’ve got the green shoes, removed the text and rotated them now I’m stuck
The only way she would ask to speak to a manager is to ask why all her food is coming back and no one is calling her to put out her dish in the kitchen.
@Luna Lovegood Jack isn't disabled. She likes to imply she is. But she isn't.
Also has her book dropped yet, i have been BUSY this last few hours, but in her world a few hours its like weeks, right?!
ABSOLUTELY X
She looks good here although I’m guessing she’s given her poverty story on both barrels he is looking rather shellshocked.
Nah.
Teeny cutlery? X
Syrup pouring off the side? X
Cringy caption? X
Gratuitous nip shot? X
Sorry.
'Time to give it a rest'! You're not Dwayne Johnson, Jack.History of a tattoo.
Skull.
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Skull not really covered up by red rose.
That caption, though
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Skull and red rose covered up with big black rose.
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I have to disagree my mask wearing friend' , I think Jack does have a disability although whether it’s the same as all the ones she claims to have, is a different matter
Well that's me not sleeping tonight then
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