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My manager IS DEADJack is 100% 'I want to speak to the manager' type!
Good point!Jack would be far too trembly and awkward to confront a manager face to face. She’d wait until she was behind her keyboard.
Only behind a keyboard! She’s a timid (bramble bush) mouse in real life apparentlyJack is 100% 'I want to speak to the manager' type!
Help, I'mGood point!
Real life interaction
Jack: Hello, can I get a refund on this sideboard
Manager: You can, but we'll need the receipt, please
Twitter:
I went to the store and very politely asked for a refund on my sideboard. The manager looked down their nose at me, sensing I was a poor. "Got yer receipt?" They spat, and I felt my tattoos being judged. I started trembling, for I, Jack Monroe, had fed it to the rabbit mistaking it for vegetable peelings. I tried to speak, but the words wouldn't come out. The manager started laughing. I slowly, gently backed away, until I found a quiet corner for my safety. I overheard the manager laughing, and I heard the words, "Traaazers? Bird?" and I, Jack Monroe punched the wall.
100% she would be leaving nasty reviews online rather than instore (I hate those cowardly bastards)Jack would be far too trembly and awkward to confront a manager face to face. She’d wait until she was behind her keyboard.
She looks fine here, to me. Her hair is styled, she has a genuine smile and her make-up’s not scary.
It really screams ‘I want to speak with your Manager! Now!!!’ doesn’t it?I loathe that hairstyle. It's almost worse than any of her "dishes".
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Snap!! Lol. #greatmindsJack is 100% 'I want to speak to the manager' type!
Are those deleted comments or deleted posts?I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?
Here they are, stat lovers:
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Deleted photos.Are those deleted comments or deleted posts?
Oh. My. God.Deleted photos.
It's nothing compared to the delete sprees on Twitter.Oh. My. God.
That's almost 600 in one year. Wtf is wrong with her?
It's hard to know which is which...Her old Instagram account is now gone, wasn’t it still visible quite recently?
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Wow.I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?
Here they are, stat lovers:
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I love this / you, thank you!I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?
Here they are, stat lovers:
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Dear God, he looks as bad as Jack. Coloured contacts, bleached hair, botoxed fod, and to top it off a trout pout. Beard needs definition around the edges though (Oooo Manc's got the witch stick!)
I thought exactly the same, not the slender giraffe neck we are normally used to seeing.Not something I thought I'd ever type but that's not a flattering neck angle is it?