Jack Monroe #205 Overdeliverer

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Jack would be far too trembly and awkward to confront a manager face to face. She’d wait until she was behind her keyboard.

She looks fine here, to me. Her hair is styled, she has a genuine smile and her make-up’s not scary.
 
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Jack would be far too trembly and awkward to confront a manager face to face. She’d wait until she was behind her keyboard.
Good point!

Real life interaction
Jack: Hello, can I get a refund on this sideboard
Manager: You can, but we'll need the receipt, please

Twitter:
I went to the store and very politely asked for a refund on my sideboard. The manager looked down their nose at me, sensing I was a poor. "Got yer receipt?" They spat, and I felt my tattoos being judged. I started trembling, for I, Jack Monroe, had fed it to the rabbit mistaking it for vegetable peelings. I tried to speak, but the words wouldn't come out. The manager started laughing. I slowly, gently backed away, until I found a quiet corner for my safety. I overheard the manager laughing, and I heard the words, "Traaazers? Bird?" and I, Jack Monroe punched the wall.
 
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She looks good. Now close your Patreon, you nasty disengious little grifter.
 
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This guy's done a few 'gifted children' parody tweets and they always remind me of Jack ...

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I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?

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Good point!

Real life interaction
Jack: Hello, can I get a refund on this sideboard
Manager: You can, but we'll need the receipt, please

Twitter:
I went to the store and very politely asked for a refund on my sideboard. The manager looked down their nose at me, sensing I was a poor. "Got yer receipt?" They spat, and I felt my tattoos being judged. I started trembling, for I, Jack Monroe, had fed it to the rabbit mistaking it for vegetable peelings. I tried to speak, but the words wouldn't come out. The manager started laughing. I slowly, gently backed away, until I found a quiet corner for my safety. I overheard the manager laughing, and I heard the words, "Traaazers? Bird?" and I, Jack Monroe punched the wall.
Help, I'm 🦉🍾 in Tesco car park no less 😂
 
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Jack would be far too trembly and awkward to confront a manager face to face. She’d wait until she was behind her keyboard.

She looks fine here, to me. Her hair is styled, she has a genuine smile and her make-up’s not scary.
100% she would be leaving nasty reviews online rather than instore (I hate those cowardly bastards)

She's edging towards the original Girl Called Jack hair and look.
 
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Looked up the domain for the website. The name is registered until November 2023 so looks like it is a hosting issue. Nothing much else to report from a quick look - it's all WordPress but we knew that.

@Marmalade Atkins Love the stats, thank you!
 
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I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?

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Wow.

The only one I ever specifically noticed that she deleted was the Sophie the dog breakfast bowl (all other breakfast bowls remain). But I've just had another look, and I have bad news.

Brace yourselves.

Have a bubble buddy on hand with smelling salts.

It pains me to say it, but...

Celery, Edinburgh is gone.
 
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I know we've looked at the Twitter delete sprees, but did we ever look at the Instagram ones?

Here they are, stat lovers:
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I love this / you, thank you!

Even giddier are the prospect of THE BOOK! They must have forecast over 3k units to warrant paying anyone over a fiver for hair & makeup so imagine what slop they’ve got for us to eat & dust they’ve got for us to play with? What a treat!
 
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Dear God, he looks as bad as Jack. Coloured contacts, bleached hair, botoxed fod, and to top it off a trout pout. Beard needs definition around the edges though (Oooo Manc's got the witch stick!)


Not something I thought I'd ever type but that's not a flattering neck angle is it?
I thought exactly the same, not the slender giraffe neck we are normally used to seeing.
 
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