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Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince
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wot ever it’s fab 
How is it FINISHED with breadcrumbs when they're at the bottom of the (for want of a better word) plate?! She can't even tell the truth when describing a picture ffs.In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
At least the portions are always tiny - small mercy for poor Caroline, but it's something.
That looks horrific. Not a fan of eggs (unless they're in cake!) but how is that combination working? None of those flavours go, and you'd need something other than half a dish of weird breadcrumbs for texture/scooping of your slop.In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
It honestly looks like some form of sensory play - sand with some home made play dough - in fairness she may have struck gold in creating play things babies won’t attempt to eatIn that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
Remember that Caroline has in her bootstrap admin Twitter biog “yes, I do get to test the recipes” as some kind of flex.In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
Girl, you need to be asking for a pay rise to be subjected to this (or… wait… are you still on “furlough”?).
Believe me she will let us know when the hands come off furlough
Doesn't it end in a month? Sorry Jack that sadfishing excuse will be gone, you will have to think of another. I'm sure you will, it's your only talent
Did she drop the egg when she was cleaning out the toaster tray and thought now that looks like a meal.In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
Did she drop the egg when she was cleaning out the toaster tray and thought now that looks like a meal.In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
Big cats = big poo but if I saw that in the litter tray (minus egg of course) I'd be changing their diet STAT.
In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
yeah you don’t want a bill for $2,536
Why would you give some crumbs rather than a slice of toast. Its pointless.
at least this bird seems happy with this meal.
can say the same for Gordy.
at least this bird seems happy with this meal.
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Yes it’s odd - she’s obsessed with breadcrumbs and stuffing mix and teeny tiny chopped up or puréed veg, everything blended and squished into a slop so that you can’t actually identify any of the ingredients. It’s a strange trait for a so-called food writer. Normally they like a bit of texture.
it can also be attributed to various eating disorders, minscule portions etc. I have read up stuff on alot of people with eating disorders they use snall portions as a away to control calories.
This is her, isn’t it?
Yeah but in Jack's case her 2am recipe ideas (instantly posted to Twitter, obvs) are things like a polenta, egg mayo and taramasalata trifle.
Cat tit cassoulet for breakfast YUM
On a grunk but I’m HOOTING
Omg yes this is one of the things that drives me bonkers about Productive Jack - it’s all inefficient displays of OTT busyness - like the obsessive documenting of absurd Daily Kitchen tech setups in the crappy Bungalow (two cameras, a laptop, fifty seven chargers, eighty two iPhones and an old battered Samsung!) whilst not doing basic stuff like checking nobody else is using the internet. Like…..just do the thing!
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The concept of that is ending me, she's like the chemist who invented leaded petrol and CFCs, slowly killing people off with the best of intentionsIt honestly looks like some form of sensory play - sand with some home made play dough - in fairness she may have struck gold in creating play things babies won’t attempt to eat
This kind of behaviour is what you see in the [poorly-monitored] users of stimulant drugs like amphetamines. I remember it well: the obsessive, repetitive, fiddly faffing, the distraction and derailing. You can always tell when a speed freak is in the house because it will be partly disassembled and filled with unfinished 'projects'.On a grunk but I’m HOOTING
Omg yes this is one of the things that drives me bonkers about Productive Jack - it’s all inefficient displays of OTT busyness - like the obsessive documenting of absurd Daily Kitchen tech setups in the crappy Bungalow (two cameras, a laptop, fifty seven chargers, eighty two iPhones and an old battered Samsung!) whilst not doing basic stuff like checking nobody else is using the internet. Like…..just do the thing!
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