Jack Monroe #203 Found a packet of pork mince
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Sock oil is the oils that your feet give off and if collected properly via your socks it can be used to create yummy meals.
I should have added a 'I just created a maverick slop hack' warning.
I should have added a 'I just created a maverick slop hack' warning.
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Have a drink on us, it is the least your body of work deserves. Tequila shot or a little Kombucha?
Have a drink on us, it is the least your body of work deserves. Tequila shot or a little Kombucha?
Sadly, I think it's more likely to be filtering old, cruddy cooking oil once it's become hydrogenated (and hazardous to health) through a sock so you can use for even longer.
My mother used to do it six monthly through kitchen paper. Strangely, I never ever wanted anything deep fried.
Oh, whoops. Lost track of time. I retract, I retract.
Hope Slopbot made you a cake. Or you him?
Sadly we're not close enough for mutual cake-baking, although I suppose in a way I did birth him but since it wasn't through the traditional orifice it doesn't count. What a horrid sentence, I've just disgusted myself. @ThunderClapForCapers pour me the strongest Yakult you have! In fact, just leave me the six-pack, I've got a lot of self-reflection to do.
The coven has stacked the fridge in your aparthotel for you.
Post it notes Jack is one of the funniest Jacks. And I like the way she has carefully lined them up 8nder each other.
My post it notes (in only one colour) are usually attached to random bits of my desk and monitor.
Yeah... that and the gobshite 'you're welcome!' at the end of a shitbag recipe, that nobody asked for, gives me the rage"Done."
It's the smug, self-satisfied tone of her slop posts that bothers me most tbh? (See also: "That'll do.") I could at least understand it if the finished dishes looked in any way appetising, but...
I made you some self
Charming i mean its only feet.
Charming i mean its only feet.
What a horrible mess.
How on earth has this person managed to publish cook books?
I sent a picture of that meal to my mum today and said thinking of making this for dinner.What a horrible mess.
How on earth has this person managed to publish cook books?
She said," why?"
Just seen an ad for a vegan burger company opening in Manchester. Their speciality is vegan crackling...has Jack sold her recipe and that's why she can't share it?
secretmanchester.com
One Of London’s Best Vegan Spots Known For Vegan Pork Crackling Is Coming To Manchester
The Vurger Co has confirmed that its next venue will open in Manchester, bringing vegan burgers, plant-based pork crackling and so much more to the city.
secretmanchester.com
I’m having a hormonal dip (I felt the joy drain out of me for no reason) I just got upset at the thought that I don’t own a sideboard OR a cat. Send choco’s immediately!
ah, so, that was the source of the xmas pudding background noise
On a grunk but for those who suffered the bean burger, Vlad is sending a softly softly gentle reminder there are other options besides Jack’s food.
And Jack, when you grunk, this is Vlad outright trolling you/your food.
And Jack, when you grunk, this is Vlad outright trolling you/your food.
We all know she is the sort of person who starts her To Do List with 1. Write To Do List, takes great delight in ticking it off, then celebrates by taking the rest of the day off.
In that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
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Struggling with the perspective againIn that case, how about this “classic” from 2019?
Caroline’s “brunch”, apparently. No wonder she’s not been seen for years.
No one can tell me that isn’t just the cat litter tray (used) with an egg on top.
is this a plate? In which case there’s piss all food on it. Is it a square bowl? Then why are her hands not cupping it? I don’t understaaaaand. Jacks photos exist in some kind of weird matrix. Perception is not real.Christ that’s a new low and it’s not even new.
So baba ghanoush is basically flame grilled aubergine shredded into a kind of hummus. So she burnt the aubergine hence the dark colour. On top of that a melange of radiator mushrooms with tomato and spinach, an egg and a fuckton of lemon and POBP breadcrumbs like half a loaf made crumb.
Anyone: after breakfast do you fancy a bit of burned radiator veg in garlic, with garlic, with an egg and toaster crumbs?
Everyone: no, obvs
So baba ghanoush is basically flame grilled aubergine shredded into a kind of hummus. So she burnt the aubergine hence the dark colour. On top of that a melange of radiator mushrooms with tomato and spinach, an egg and a fuckton of lemon and POBP breadcrumbs like half a loaf made crumb.
Anyone: after breakfast do you fancy a bit of burned radiator veg in garlic, with garlic, with an egg and toaster crumbs?
Everyone: no, obvs
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